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That's sweet JtoThe7 (I should probably mention you @jayseven). I've genuinely spent non-internet time fantasising about you recently. While in the shower. (A/S/L?)

OH Fuck yeah STUFF!

Nearly threw up during/after gym. I say it's bad. But secretly it's good because I'm one of those people who stuff their fat face full of food and then throw it up.

Urgh... That's horrible. You're a horrid person Goafer. If that's even your real name.

I've never seen the TV thing. But I'm excited to watch the movie because I heard it is the UK's number 1 comedy.

Yay! Good game.

I still don't get why anyone finds those things funny/surprising.

Yay! More love for him all round. His new video and the way he delivered it was pretty interesting. There's been some back and forth between him and the "internet community" about piracy and him even checking out torrent sites to see why it's been uploaded, etc. He did a little AskReddit thing and spoke about it a bit. This was also posted on his site the other day.

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My parents don't know that I'm at uni. Because they're dead.

I once started a fire in my kitchen, which then burnt my house down killing my family.

Yeah the one that's... on the website? Yeah it's fantastic! Also I don't think he's a grumpy old man really... He hates a lot of shit but that's because most of the stuff is bullshit. But he often comes across as really upbeat and happy about shit. He has a few jokes about how people complain about phones and aeroplanes, despite them being some of the most impressive things you could ever own/do. I think he's pretty awesome.

Oh fuck. You guys have such fucking crazy lives. I love you all though. Just wouldn't want to shake your hand or anything. OH MY godz im so drtukn lolz!

Yeah I don't get why you guys are moaning about it. It's the UK's number one comedy!

Holy fuck the UK's number one comedy!

Oh... this is awkward... *puts pants back on* I think our messages were getting mixed up. Just... act like you didn't see that. To be honest it's best if no one sees that in daylight.

Woah, and you said I was doing it wrong. We should just have sex together as a way of comparing notes.

Yeah I think the rest of the show is fantastic. It's funny but not in the immediate sense of a joke and a punchline, it's a more drawn-out and lingering humour. I find that kind of humour oddly rewarding, you have to invest something into it for a return, which I like. In fact I can still remember multiple scenes/shows that were absolutely great that have had some kind of impact/impression - while I don't remember all that much from the stand-up parts. But it's not because his stand-up is weak, in fact he's maybe my favourite stand-up comedian. I'm not sure what I'm trying to say. Let me try and use a metaphor. His stand-up parts are like masturbating; where as the "other" parts are like having great sex. Yeah? No? Was that even a metaphor, or just two similes stuck together? What were we talking about again?

Yeah the show is pretty different from his stand-up. Gotta say I think both are great. If you don't like the meat of the show at least you get bits of "stand-up" from him scattered throughout.

Oh snap! This is like a tradition for me and my friends. Off to see this then out for the night. Admittedly we spend a good portion of that night shouting quotes from the movie to each other in the club. But still good fun!

maaaan im so dddrunk this is crazy111

Um... People do realise that this isn't just a remake of the first game right? It's a mix of THPS 1 and 2. Best bits from both. Anyway, confirmed levels: There are a bunch of confirmed skaters, but who cares. Anyway yeah this looks rad. Just about to buy THPS 3 for PC. Also. I really don't get gamers. Such whiny bitches.

SUP MOTHERFUCKERS. So Louis CK has put up a new video on site free of DRM for purchase. Costs about 3 quid something and you have the option to stream it twice or download it in HD or reggggular. http://www.louisck.net

Okay is it bad I've never heard of Men In Black 1 or 2? Also who was the black guy? Nice to see Tommy Lee Jones in more films though, love him.