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First it's the Daily Mail, now It's The Sun...
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Godzilla 2000 Freaking awesome. However, since I could only get my grubby hands on a copy of the english dub, which wasn't all that wonderful, I'll have to lower the final score by a point. However, it did allow for some awesomely cheesey moments which made me almost piss myself out of laughter. In general, t'was good, the special effects were good, and the storyline was half decent. 7/10.
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...... ... ... Are... You... FUCKING KIDDING US?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Mind you, on the other hand so did another one of his films, "Day After Tomorrow". That looks freaking amazing in the trailers, but turned out to be a steaming load of s***.
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Well, what else did you expect from a Roland Emmerich film?
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I fucking hate the little bastards. One day while driving home from school on my scooter (pro-tip: In Spain, scooters aren't driving only by fracking chavs), a wasp flew into my helmet, and stung me a load of times. Suprised I didn't crash
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This game is turning out to what could be the greatest thing ever concieved by man.
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If you could get one game signed by Shigeru Miyamoto....
triforcemario replied to welsh_gamer's topic in Nintendo Gaming
Probably Super Mario Galaxy. It's undoubtable one of my all-time favourite games. -
And tonight, young Arnold visits Brazil.
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Iwata: Wii 2 is "under development", Nintendo
triforcemario replied to canand's topic in Nintendo Gaming
You obviously copied and pasted that. There's way too few grammatical errors in that text (besides at the very beginning, where you forgot to capitalize the "W" in "Wii".) -
My dreams are... abnormally normal. For example, one of them consisted of going for a perfectly normal haircut. Another was logging onto MSN. Although, I did have a rather odd one recently, which consisted of being in Monty Python and The Holy Grail and running away from the French firing farm animals at me.
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Godzilla VS Megalon WTF... Seriously, just WTF?! This easily the best "bad" movie I've ever seen. It has almost everything you need to make a bad movie. Rip-offs (Jet Jaguar is an obvious rip-off of Ultraman), bad special effects (the costumes were the worst I've seen in any Godzilla movie, it used tones of bad stock footage from previous Godzilla movies, etc), god awful acting, even worse music, it broke the laws of science in every given moment (an incredibly intelligent robot... that runs on Punch-cards?!), etc... Yet somehow it was awesome. Very awesome. ??/10.
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Okay, I've watched a load of movies recently, so I'll do a brief review of all of them. Monty Python "And Now For Something Completly Different" Although it was very funny, the films consisted of only re-filmed sketches. 7.5/10 Monty Python And The Holy Grail Easily one of the funniest comedies I've ever seen, absolutly fecking brilliant. 9.5/10 Monty Python and The Life of Brian Also very funny, but at times it lacks a little bit, and tries a bit too hard. Nevertheless, very funny, and the second best Monty Python movie. 9/10 Monty Python and The Meaning of Life Out of the "original" movies (not counting And Now For Something Completly Different), it's probably the weakest, although when I say I'm not suggesting it's bad. It's still funny, just not as good as the previous two. 8.2/10 Blade Runner - The Final Cut An absolute masterpiece of a film, and will hopefully never be forgotten. 10/10 John Carpenter's The Thing Good horror movie, and the characters are well developed, unlike most movies these days. However, I couldn't help but feel a touch bored in certain scenes. 8/10 Oldboy HOLY FUCKING TEABAG! I had heard legends about this movie and how the ending was incredibly fucked up and amazing. I thought "it can't be that bad"... How wrong I was. God, it was just amazing, simply astounding. Of course, the rest of the movie was spectacular too. 9.8/10
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What about a bra with a built in calculator?
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Here in Spain, where I live, it reached 50ºC in the FUCKING SHADE!
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Happy birthday blue-coloured female subject.
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You sir deserve a knighthood
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In the movie, we must have at least one "GET TO DA CHOPPA" moment. And if possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger, using the soundboard off the Ventrilo Harrasment website.
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Does anyone know where I can find a soundboard with "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and such? I've been to the one on the Ventrilo Harrasment website, but for some reason it was missing that, alongside a few others.
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Although you ideas are incredibly awesome, about the first one... Chances are that a load of /b/tards will make porn theatre productions somehow or another... Just imagine if that happened to you, over and over?
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Dead Rising: Chop Til You Drop (BEST NAME EVER?!)
triforcemario replied to Boomstick's topic in Nintendo Gaming
Oh, I lol'd so fucking hard. Jack Thompson = Batshit insane lawyer who has tried (and failed) to ban every videogame on earth, ever. Peter Jackson = Awesome film director who made the LOTR trilogy, -
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. These days, e3 basically exists to keep stockholders happy with their powerpoint presentations and games for an amplified audience. The more hardcore games tend to be announced out of the blue, for example, Fatal Frame 4, The Conduit, Rune Factory Frontier, Dead Rising and more, or at Japanese gaming conventions, for example, Monster Hunter 3 and Tenchu 4. Sure, the games this year weren't exactly brilliant, but ffs there's no need to lose faith in Nintendo. I'd only lose faith in them if they started making only casual titles, and stopped publishers and developers from making hardcore titles. Only then would I sell my soul to Microsoft.