triforcemario Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson%20voices%20god_1002655 Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God." I can already see it: "And the Lord said unto Abraham, 'Good motherf*ckin' beer, motherf*cker!'" "F*CK, WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE GODDAMN ANIMALS, ON THIS MOTHERF*CKIN' BOAT" And God said: "Yo muthaf*ckas, where IS the muthaf*ckin' light? Come on, bitch, turn that sh*t ON!" And there was light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Which is the black guy from Bruce Almighty? i think his voice would be much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted July 22, 2006 Author Share Posted July 22, 2006 Which is the black guy from Bruce Almighty? i think his voice would be much better.Morgan Freeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Yes! Morgan Freeman, he doesnt EXCELLENT voice overs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE MOTHERF***ING PLANE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 So is this conclusive proof that God is black? (and male...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygo Ape Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Morgan freeman voiced over the new War of the worlds and he was excellent. Personally i think Andy Serkis should take up the role: My Prrrreeeeeeeeeccccccccccious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 And Jesus healed that mutherf*cking blind son of a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Should've been James Earl Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Should've been James Earl Jones. Oh god yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." *cowers behing the 360* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Is that a David Chapelle reference I spy at the top of this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ford Prefect Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Yes! Morgan Freeman, he doesnt EXCELLENT voice overs. que?........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 "We got snakes, on a motherf*cking arc!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I think Laurence (sp?) Fishbourne should be God. "So Eve. Take the red apple and you will be able to see what is real. Take the blue apple and you will wake up and forget this ever happened." Granted I haven't seen The Matrix in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." *cowers behing the 360* Man, Pulp Fiction is such a cool film. I think Laurence (sp?) Fishbourne should be God. "So Eve. Take the red apple and you will be able to see what is real. Take the blue apple and you will wake up and forget this ever happened." Granted I haven't seen The Matrix in a while. Haha, yeah, Red Heat was on yesterday, I think he'd be pretty good. I think Morgan Freeman would be best though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 It's been a well known fact for ages that Samuel L J is a God. Actually, i would even go further to say that he has one over on God. *Svt pops up and tears out F_L's intestines* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 It's been a well known fact for ages that Samuel L J is a God. Actually, i would even go further to say that he has one over on God. *Svt pops up and tears out F_L's intestines* That reminds me of a wanking story I read the other day. Will try to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conor_NE Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 He ate me! The motherfucking shark ate me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soag Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I demand Rowan Atkinson is the voice of Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Come on James Earl Jones. SIMPSONS QUOTE: "This is indeed a disturbing universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 I demand Rowan Atkinson is the voice of Jesus. Rowan atkinson would actually suit jesus, Im imagining a scene with Rowan on the crucifix acting very sarcastic, im wishing some one would make it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario_jr Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Samuel L. J. as God when Interviewed about his thought on Adam and Eve after they ate the Apple. Do you think they deserve to die? Samuel: Yes they deserve to DIE, and I hope they burn in HELL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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