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I can only remember up to Saturday night. It's been a bit of a haze. But as for Saturday night, we went to Chambers, hung around outside for like 45 minutes after it closed, then listened to an impressive litany from a mate of mine ranting about "Andrew's fat fuck girlfriend Vicky", which went on for about an hour non stop. I can remember the choice line "Her ****'s so big you could fit the Solar System in it twice, and still have room for an extra large Big Mac meal, which she eats all the time because she's a fat shit with bad breath and a face like my left testicle after it's been in a traffic accident".

 

I went back to my place after and stayed up till about 5AM chatting and drinking with one of my flatmates. At this point, a guy knocked on the window and asked if he could come in. I assumed he was a friend of Shabs, and Shabs assumed he was a friend of mine. He came in and started shouting at some people who'd been chasing him across the car park claiming he lived in our house and they couldn't come in. So we forcibly ejected him from the building and watched the ensuing carnage from the gap in the curtains. No photos, but he did bring a glass of beer in with him which he left behind and I've now taxed.

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We've made a game called Extreme Indoor Cricket, basically it's cricket, with a squidgy cricket ball, a tennis racquet used as a bat, wet floor sign used as the wicket, but extreme neverthless.

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She smiled at you because she thought if she didn't, you would hack her up with your sword, coming from nowhere in your ninja style.

 

Edit: In before... "beat her with your meat sword"....

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Mine was alright but overall a bit shit really.

Made two awesome amazing friends though but otherwise it wasn't anywhere near as 'crazy' or party orientated as I expected.

But then again, I'm in a small campus in a different town to my main uni (uni = lincoln, me = hull campus) So it isn't really a proper sized uni at all.

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my uni is a bloody maze, upwards and sidewards.

i think she smiled at me because i did that legolas expression at aragorns expression, u know, the really gay looking one, i did that for no apparent reason, and i said to myself wtf. then some dude started talking to me i was like WOWOWO

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mines ben awsome, im so loved here, technicaly freshers week was last week, but it seems to have spilled over some what. on monday last week we all went out and i got totaly off my socks, almost got kicked out of a club for retaliating at my friend splashing me with water, and was dancign with 2 very hot girls, got ones phone number but she has a bf. i was on the table dancing. on tuesday we had a drinking madness night, i was the second person to be sick, but while doing it i just walked along, not caring. according to my friends gf, it was "like a tsunami" i got seperated from my freinds so i wounderedround aimlessly for a long time, asking people if they needed a friend for the nigth, befopre i found my smashed friend and we got a taxi home. if i hadent found him, hed have slept in a bush. next night we played cards and watched southpark the movie, i think we went out and got kebabs on thurseday and i honestly cant remeber that much else till saterday, when we found the closed down insane assylem, i'll try and get the photos posted on here, cos its well creepy. on monday night we went out for some beer and kebabs cos it was te first night our student leasons flat mate was alowed out. we wish she hadent been. last night we went to a club and had an awsome time, sarah cox was the guest dj. were out tonight cos its the girl whos number i got's bday celebrations. deffo going cos im trying to pull her flat mate. she stole my pirate from pop up pirate so she officaly ows me a lot of drinks and appologys.

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mines ben awsome, im so loved here, technicaly freshers week was last week, but it seems to have spilled over some what. on monday last week we all went out and i got totaly off my socks, almost got kicked out of a club for retaliating at my friend splashing me with water, and was dancign with 2 very hot girls, got ones phone number but she has a bf. i was on the table dancing. on tuesday we had a drinking madness night, i was the second person to be sick, but while doing it i just walked along, not caring. according to my friends gf, it was "like a tsunami" i got seperated from my freinds so i wounderedround aimlessly for a long time, asking people if they needed a friend for the nigth, befopre i found my smashed friend and we got a taxi home. if i hadent found him, hed have slept in a bush. next night we played cards and watched southpark the movie, i think we went out and got kebabs on thurseday and i honestly cant remeber that much else till saterday, when we found the closed down insane assylem, i'll try and get the photos posted on here, cos its well creepy. on monday night we went out for some beer and kebabs cos it was te first night our student leasons flat mate was alowed out. we wish she hadent been. last night we went to a club and had an awsome time, sarah cox was the guest dj. were out tonight cos its the girl whos number i got's bday celebrations. deffo going cos im trying to pull her flat mate. she stole my pirate from pop up pirate so she officaly ows me a lot of drinks and appologys.

 

/idiocy

 

I'm so jealous.

 

/sarcasm

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freshers rule, seriouisly, its just been such a good time, like a crazy party.

 

ie become so much more outgoing and more confident this week. its been so much fun, and totaly unbelivable. ive probebly been a bit of a sterotypical student, but it feels so good to actualy be going out at nights more, beign with people and not spening the nightinfront of a tv or computer screen. i mean, you dont have that many fond memmories of sitting online till 3am, but getting to know people making great friends, going totaly wild and dancing with amazine looking girls, its all stuf that makes you smile when you think backl to it. any of you that are unsure about aleving home for uni i say do, its scary as fuck at first but it will ultimaetly help you to be mopre confident in your self and better in social situations, and you make so many more new friends.

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So get to the bit where you do some work...

 

...if tax payers ever have to start paying Top up Fees, or what ever sharard name they want to give them - then its the dawn of Offerman dodging the tax man.

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So get to the bit where you do some work...

 

...if tax payers ever have to start paying Top up Fees, or what ever sharard name they want to give them - then its the dawn of Offerman dodging the tax man.

Evidently Offerman just doesn't know how to party.

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So get to the bit where you do some work...

 

...if tax payers ever have to start paying Top up Fees, or what ever sharard name they want to give them - then its the dawn of Offerman dodging the tax man.

i know! i mean, how dare anyone expect a higher level of education! if someone wants become an enlightened and useful member of society then they better pay for it themselves. in fact, stop giving benefits to disabled people too, it's not my responsibility to think about anything but myself and my cheque at the end of the month.

 

:shock: i didn't know that anyone could be so selfish.

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Evidently Offerman just doesn't know how to party.

 

 

im sure he can learn, unlike Dieter.

 

seriosuly Dieter, what was so bad about what i did? ok, the being sick part was bad but come on, im just having a good time. id hardly class going out for some drinks and dancing as idocy, its not like i had much choice any way, if i didnt, i wouldent make any friends or meet any girls, or have any stories to tell. if youd rather sit in your room and play games alone then fair enough, but dont claim that im an idiot for enjoying myself by going out. granted, i havent done anything overly intelegent or or cultured, but im 18, not 48. being at university is one of the few times in life you get a chance to have an extended period of enjoying yourself and mixing with new people. im not saying that you have to do what i do, but dont call me an idiot for going out. its alot more fun the sitting inside playing games.

 

 

 

almost forgot, last night we played indoor pan cricket. so much fun i came. twice.

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