syco_link Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Hey guys, i'm needing some help with a theory i have. You see, the girls in my school year (9) have breasts now. Some girls are nearly flat chested, yet other girls are huge. My theory though, is that the girls with the smaller the breasts are smarter than the girls with the bigger breasts (Bear in mind this is only for my school year group). What i need help with are some good questions. I'm gonna make a questionaire and give some to girls with small/no breasts, medium breasts and the big breasts. Then i would see the collect them back in and see the results. If my theroy turns out to be correct then the girls with no breasts would score highest, the medium chested coming in second and the bigguns coming in last. So has anyone got a few Q's i could use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 -_- Why don't you stop being so sexually frustrated and fuck one....or more!!! I'm not very nice am i?!?! Anyway, I assure you there is near to nothing that backs your theory up, appart from maybe a few big boobed dumb blondes....MMMMMM boobs Why don't you just ask their grades. Then ask some common knowledge Qs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 are you smart? 15151515 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViPeR Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Good luck on the shitstorm you've just brought upon yourself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Oh dear *shakes head* it's not about the boobs man, it's about their personality and their looks. Boobs and arse can come last in my opinion. Oh and btw, get some antisceptic ready for when you have 100 slaps across your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 "Hey there, I noticed you have huge bahoomas therefore making you a complere dumbarse. May i give you my survey?!" Please get a friend to videocam the responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Oh dear *shakes head* it's not about the boobs man, it's about their personality and their looks. Boobs and arse can come last in my opinion.Oh and btw, get some antisceptic ready for when you have 100 slaps across your face ..... Last?!...no way!!...Just the personality comes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Sounds a little shallow but i copudln't go out with someone really cool, but not good looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johelian Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 (edited) Surely personality and looks dont necessarily have anything to do with intelligence either though? I reckon "Can I see the boobs?" is as good a start as any. Gets it over and done with. ________ Suzuki gn125e Edited February 16, 2011 by Johelian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Excuse me, Can i pelase fondle your breasts and ask you your IQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Excuse me, Can i pelase fondle your breasts and ask you your IQ? why yes, yes you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 He wouldn't have to notify them that the questionnaire had any relation to breast-size. He could simply hand girl x a questionnaire and make a note of her breast-size from observation. Although you'd have to try and discern between what is indeed breast and what is simply tissue-paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johelian Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 (edited) If that was aimed at me, I was just kidding. Actually, it scares me that people think there may be some scientific merit behind this concept. ________ Honda H5 Transmission Edited February 16, 2011 by Johelian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopo Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I'm not a sexist or frustrated or anything, but i think this 'theory' might have a little, just a little mind, truth in it. See, good looking girls, although generally more girls with pretty faces than fit bodies, get certain stuff and attention less prettier girls will never get. They get friends, boyfriends rich social lives but also they kinda get certain things done for them without them doing anything for it. Basically they'll get somewhere in their lives, because of being nice looking and they know this. And all this time, why use the brain when it's not stimulated? I hope i kinda got the message across and must i say, this is not a fact or 100% truth, it's just, well, one factor. Besides, i know girls with big boobs that are smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 If that was aimed at me, I was just kidding. Actually, it scares me that people think there may be some scientific merit behind this concept. I was aware you were kidding, in fact I did literally laugh out loud at your comment. I don't expect there to be any kind of correlation, but it's still interesting nevertheless. I'm just saying we shouldn't put him off. I mean, if he gets a large enough sample he could even use it for his statistics coursework. That'd be an interesting read for his teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Does this warrant a response... Hmmm, I guess it must, because I'm typing. Like Johelian, it scares me that you might think this theory could be in anyway accurate. IQ and bra size are not linked (in your year group or anywhere else). This comes from someone with huge tits and a Masters Degree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimless Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 This is a troll, surely? Screw it, I'm just going to sit here and await Bowser's response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Does this warrant a response... Hmmm, I guess it must, because I'm typing. Like Johelian, it scares me that you might think this theory could be in anyway accurate. IQ and bra size are not linked (in your year group or anywhere else). This comes from someone with huge tits and a Masters Degree. Looks like all he had to do was ask on here, for teh win. and be proven wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 You don't need help with your theory, you just need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirited away Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 You don't need help with your theory, you just need help. ditto - personailty comes first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 ditto - personailty comes first Yeah, but does it? If you see a right munter your not gonna go talk to her in the first place, thus unable to find if she has a good "personality". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Its not that girls with big boobs aren't smart, they just dont have to be smart (because they have big boobs) off topic, anyone with a saladfingers avatar probably needs help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirited away Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 dating kinda set in a hierarchy u no hu u cant get, but people within ur group, i'd rather go with the ok girl hu i ahve thing in common with than pretty girl just for 'pleasure' value if u know what i mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 If only Offerman were here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonic238 Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 lol, every single post on this topic is creepingly hilarious (is that combination of words aloud?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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