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Just to clarify, no-one puts penises anywhere inside me.

 

Whilst you're awake....

 

 

....Ive said too much.

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And pirates win.

Ninjas are cool, but pirates are just the best thing ever.

 

I'm a cross-breed: I'm technically a ninja, but my belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster makes me part-pirate, too. :smile:

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Just to clarify, no-one puts penises anywhere inside me.

And pirates win.

Ninjas are cool, but pirates are just the best thing ever.

 

I bet they do.

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Well, one of my friends tries.

I don't let him succeed though.

lols.

 

 

As for Pirates vs Ninjas. Both fail, squirrels win.

 

No one likes Squirrels, they are pretty great though.

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Clinically obese squirrel ftw. Obese animals generally win, no obese people though.

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Well, one of my friends tries.

I don't let him succeed though.

 

I bet you do.

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lols.

 

 

As for Pirates vs Ninjas. Both fail, squirrels win.

 

No one likes Squirrels, they are pretty great though.

fat_squirrel.jpg

Clinically obese squirrel ftw. Obese animals generally win, no obese people though.

 

I think that's the most awesome squirrel I've ever seen.

 

*Awaits all this being deleted by Jordan*

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I'm amazed a squirrel can get so fat, i mean, it's not as though some of them have jobs that involve them sitting on their arses all day like us lot. they're out running and climbing trees most of the day.

But i suppose they do hibernate for winter... maybe this is just a pic of that squirrel carrying his "holiday weight" just after his re awakening.

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This guy remind you of anyone from these parts:

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Is that you Jardon? :heh:

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I think that's the most awesome squirrel I've ever seen.

 

*Awaits all this being deleted by Jordan*

Obese animals are great. When I went to New Zealand, my aunt had a 14 year old, diabetic, partly disabled, fat cat. It was amazing, it just sat, doing nothing, emitting a lazy, low mewwing noise every so often. At the time, it seemed perfectly happy but it was on its last legs I think.

 

Great story.:blank:

 

I wanted a cat, but apparently they don't pre-obese them for you in pet stores.:shakehead

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Some new piccies:

 

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Me and some of my girly housemates.

 

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Me and one of my friends, who I have taken a bit of a shine to. Mmmmm.

 

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Brighton life.

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Me and my housemate last night at a school-themed night out. I should stop pouting, it looks rubbish. But once I drink I tend to pout... Ah well.

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