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EEVILMURRAY Enthusiast

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I think I've missed something, who is this Max guy?

On some forums like bulbagarden you must have a certain amount of posts before you can vm. My mom didn't have any so it wasn't right to consider her a spambot because she wasn't. She wasn't selling or buying anything. She was a human user at about 50 years old.

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I'm not deceiving anyone. I probably am 15. Max doesn't know my age. He was just speculating.

I'm very happy you've kept your age from this mysterious Max and his glorious speculation, but that's not what I asked. But seriously... you're "probably 15"?

Iun Apprentice

Iun

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I haven't seen someone pull this kinda crap on a forum in years. I feel young again.

 

There's a man out there I haven't seen in years trying to kill me, you show me a son who'd be happy to help... how do I feel? Old.

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Iun

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When I become supreme overlord and ruler of all, this shit will warrant capital punishment.

 

And I will mete it out for you.

ReZourceman Newbie

ReZourceman

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Eminem Feat. Dido "Max"

 

Sunny D's got warm I'm wondering why I..

signed up t'this place at all

The new forum applications' jammin' up my windows..

and I can't get approved

And even if I could, they'd just call me gay,

but your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

it's not so bad..

 

[1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background]

[2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]

 

[Eminem as 'Max']

Dear Joe, I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the poké-office or somethin

Sometimes my Smeargle paints addresses too sloppy when he jots 'em

but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your website?

My Pikachu's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?

I'ma name her Serebii

I read about your beef with Pokebeach too I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some beach who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground shit that you did with NOM

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the shit you did with Pokeworld too, that shit was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, send me a fax

This is Max

 

[Chorus: Dido]

 

[Eminem as 'Max']

Dear Joe, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the Nintendo Store

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Cycling Road

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the Blizzard and cold for you,

four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met in Lavender Town - you said if I'd write you

you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my stalker neither;

he used to always cheat on Blue and beat me

I can relate to what you're saying in your posts

so when I have a shitty day, I drift away on Empoleon'

cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I make a Weedle rape a Muk just to see how much it breeds

It's like adrenaline, the eggs are such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

My brother's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But he don't know you like I know you Bii, no one does

He don't know what it was like for people like us growin up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Max -- P.S.

We should play together too

 

[Chorus: Dido]

 

[Eminem as 'Stan']

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,

this'll be the last berry I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

Smeargle wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Cycling Road

Hey Max, I drank a fifth of potion, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Ash Ketchum, "I Wanna Be The Very Best"

about that guy who coulda saved the world from Mewtwo

but didn't, then Ash saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from falling

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm Drowsee

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall

I love you Joe, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you hold a Chesto Berry and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See Joe; [*screaming*] Shut up Road! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey Joe, that's my brother screamin in the trunk

but I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you

cause if I, I mean he suffocates he'll suffer more, and then I'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Nugget Bridge now

Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?

[car tires squeal] [CRASH]

.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

 

[Chorus: Dido]

 

[serebii]

Dear Max, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy

I heard you got Pokemon Conquest, how far along is you?

Look, I'm really flattered you would call your Pikachu that

and here's an autograph for your brother,

I wrote it on the Starter ball

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you

Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you

But what's this shit you said about you like to breed Muks too?

I say that shit just clownin dogg,

c'mon - how fucked up is you?

You got some issues Max, I think you need some Chanseys,

to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some

And what's this shit about us meant to play together?

That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other

I really think you and your brother need each other

or maybe you just need to find another hobby

I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Max

why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan

I just don't want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

and had a Muk in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

Damn!

MichaelXD Newbie

MichaelXD

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I always did think Max was an annoying cunt.

 

 

Just look at him..

 

He is but the Max from the anime is not an annoying cunt. He's cute and that's what my brother's friend told me he named himself after. It's not any other Max like from Goofy or that 1997 movie.

flameboy Newbie

flameboy

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So, I take it you're coming to the meet?

 

I have this image that you are like Harman Smith from Killer 7 and are internally struggling with all of your personas.

 

Ooooh god don't give him ideas.

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He is but the Max from the anime is not an annoying cunt. He's cute and that's what my brother's friend told me he named himself after. It's not any other Max like from Goofy or that 1997 movie.

 

So what's your favourite Pokemon? I'm always hearing fans arguing over Pengen and Shoe, but I'm more of a Lambtron fan myself.

 

Seriously, who wouldn't pick this cute little bastard:

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Over this ugly, underpowered piece of shit?

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Fuck yes, shoe!

 

My favourite Chinpokemon.

 

But it's base stats are total shit and it doesn't even have a good type advantage. It's double weak to turd type, and you can only get it from Generic City's Mall Zone which is massive pain in the ass.

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