Goafer Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 It's official A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion. The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor. The "concerned citizen" said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of. "We've had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh," said Lynn Wyeth, head of information governance. The Freedom of Information Act allows a right of access to recorded information held by public authorities. Zombie letter in full Dear Leicester City Council, Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for. Please provide any information you may have. Yours faithfully, Concerned Citizen Ms Wyeth said she was unaware of any specific reference to a zombie attack in the council's emergency plan, however some elements of it could be applied if the situation arose. Other submissions to the council have included requests for records of paranormal activity and haunted buildings within the city. "To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time... but to different people it actually means something," said Ms Wyeth. "Everybody has their own interests and their own reasons for asking these questions." She added high-profile cases, such as the MPs expenses scandal, has raised public awareness of the right to request information records. Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely. "I think perhaps [the "Concerned Citizen"] has watched films like 28 Days Later a few too many times." If they're unprepared, it's pretty safe to assume that other councils are taking equally half arsed zombie defence precautions. I for one will be stocking up on big blunt instruments and axes. Maybe a chainsaw or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 One of the first things me and my mates are planning on doing when we move into our new flat is to spend an evening drawing up our zombie apocalypse survival plan. It's important that every household have one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I'm a well seasoned left 4 dead player so all I need are 3 buddies to ride it out with ;D and some weapons obviously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 All i need to survive an attack, a few mates, beers and a couple of decent weapons (with ammo). Oh, and a BBQ kit. Can't forget that can we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I've been invited to actually do a zombie march. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=227924687218741&ref=notif¬if_t=event_invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I'm a well seasoned left 4 dead player so all I need are 3 buddies to ride it out with ;D and some weapons obviously! And the ability to magically regenerate in a broom cupboard should your stupid mate wake the witch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Oh, I can't even put into words how stupid even the concept of preparing for a zombie apocalypse is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Oh, I can't even put into words how stupid even the concept of preparing for a zombie apocalypse is. I know! We don't even really know what a "proper" zombie is. There's so many variations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 11, 2011 Author Share Posted June 11, 2011 Plus nothing can prepare you for having to bludgeon an undead loved one to "death" with a broken off chair leg. Nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happenstance Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 That certainly was a weird New Years party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Psh, amateurs. Porto is downhill towards the river. In the case of a zombie apocalypse, we just need to gently push them and they'll fall back like dominoes until they reach the river. Meanwhile, in anglophone countries, some dude named Steve can cause a zombie apocalypse after he infects only 4 people. Talk about being unprepared... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Makeshift thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 (edited) We always have about a week's worth of tinned food in the house, as well as a minimum of three days drinking water. We have gas masks in the event of an airborne contagion, the dining room table is opposite the main door - which is extremely heavy and contains a double bolt lock. We have plenty of spare wood for burning as well as a year's supply of newspapers. Admittedly we only have so much newspaper because MADAME can't throw anything away. Ever. Edited June 12, 2011 by Iun Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kav Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 All I need is my two katana, I'm definitely ready for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mad Monkey Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Me and a friend are supervisors for a shop with shutters and food and drink; there's also spirits for molotovs, lighters... unfortunately it's on the main road... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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