Jonnas Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 The Jesus thing made it into the news here. There's just something funny about a well-intentioned old lady trying to restore Jesus, but making a Mr.Bean mess of it all They're going to try and restore the painting for real, now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 "You're pregnant? Well, we'll just let that guy out of prison as it clearly wasn't rape" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 The true irony: If the body was able to shut down a pregnancy, wouldn't that technically be an abortion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Is "every sperm is sacred", then wouldn't safe sex and masturbating also be abortion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Yup, and there are also extreme nutcases who are against contraception because of that very argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ville Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Is "every sperm is sacred", then wouldn't safe sex and masturbating also be abortion? Yes, and that's why the Catholic church still thinks condoms are evil. Masturbation? Good lord what horrible blasphemy. And women, why are they so often considered filthy in religious circles? Because them bastards bleed and waste god's precious eggies every friggin' month. So yes, god sure does love you and your genitals, but only if you use them for baby-making. Otherwise, you've got a one-way ticket to Inferno City, mister. And if you're a woman? Well you were made out of a man's rib, so can't really take you seriously anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Yet they conveniently forget that any kind of loan is so bad, and so wrong, that protesting against loans was the only time Jesus used violence. (Perhaps a thrip into a "Is Rape Legit? And Other US Politics" thread?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer kirby Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I'm in the funny thread right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 The Onion: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 11 Drunk guys play Slender Part 1 Part 2 I gotta find this game and give it a go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 11 Drunk guys play Slender Part 1 Part 2 I gotta find this game and give it a go Servers etc were crashing when I took it so I put it as a zip on my google docs account. Here ya go! https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B5nYrozo9TMtUEs0eU9wZDFNdEk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 That was fucking hilarious! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ellmeister Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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killer kirby Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 That comic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shotgun2k Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 (edited) Ahhhh that cracked me up. Hello Arab freak! Edited August 28, 2012 by Shotgun2k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EEVILMURRAY Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Amber-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_rdp_product Almost on par with the Paul Ross canvas reviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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