Posted June 20, 2011 I wish there was an ambivalence thread. I'm not sure where I stand with this one: I've done 5 exams...but I still have 5 exams. Teetering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 I wish there was an ambivalence thread. I'm not sure where I stand with this one: I've done 5 exams...but I still have 5 exams. Teetering. Glass is half full. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 Think I'm going to apply for a job at Google. For the lulz. Don't you have to go through like, 5 or 6 interviews? Doesn't sound lulz-worthy to me (But good luck anyway ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 I'd be shocked if I got the one interview. I'm super under qualified. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 I'd love to work for Google, but I don't know how likely that'll be... I'd need to get better at maths/coding first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 I've heard that you can get some free stickers from Monster (the energy drink people) if you ask nicely. Being a total boss, I want some for "my ride". Here is a copy of my email: Sup bruv, You're drink is the shit. I drink at least 18 cans a day. It tastes like Satan's piss filtered through Rick Waller's arsehole, but for some reason I can't stop drinking it. I haven't slept for weeks. I just want to go out and start fights all the time. The other week I punched a mail man. He didn't even react. He was one of those big fuckers that stands outside the post office wearing a red burka. Broke my hand he did. Me and my mates are going back later to well fuck him up. I'm sure he'll be there as he never moves. They all drink Monster too. The other day, my mate Kev was so wired that he almost went back in time. He got in his Saxo and drove it so fast that everything was a blur like in that film with the car and the incest at the prom. He was just about to go into the future and score some strong future weed, but he lost control and ended up parked upside down in the freezer section of Morrisons. I've heard you guys dish out free stickers to people who ask. Can we have some please? We need to stick parts of his car back on. Thanks, Luke. Wonder if I'll get any... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 Filmed a video for my girlfriend, basically miming Shakirahs latest, went down really well. I'm getting some tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 When/where/why did that happen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 http://www.n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=5&page=125 About half way down and on to the next page. Anyway, that's my good thing for the day posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 20, 2011 Because nobody comes in my house trying to cause trouble. (read the 'Questions' and Ryan Dunn threads because I've gotta be up in 290 minutes!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Just got woken up by a drunken phone call from my boyfriend as he was making his way home. I'm literally just laughing, but he appears to think we're having a conversation. Best bit so far being: "You think I'm allergic to life don't you? Like, you're not, but you think I am and it makes me sad, Josh. I don't want to be allergic anymore. I don't need to get a taxi! I have enough legs for the walk home! You know, yeah. Just think of a minge. But, the worst bit. The flap. That's you!". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Having a major euphorically happy moment. The world is so open. I'm listening to Beth/Rest, I'm in an 80s romance-thriller. I just want to go out into the garden, and do a handstand / breakdance, channelling the spirit of Janet Jackson's Free Xone. "Love your body, love your sister, love yourself." [but it's done well, so doesn't sound shit.] My eyes are to the sky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 I had an exam today. Possibly my last exam everrrrrrr (until I inevitably start studying something again of course)! And I think it went good, whooooo! =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Sorry, to bring this up again but I was just wondering why Mad Monkey kept on posting Ashley Strikes Again in the Questions part. I wanted to know what he posted that got him banned but I can't see anything except for the drinkdriving insult Happenstance quoted him on. But yeah, good on you guys for banning him. He was a good guy sometimes but I didn't like the other side of his personality, it was dumb, uncalled for and just disrespectful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Well looks like I missed a massive forum thingy again! Curse me actually going outside once a month :X BUT! Yesterday I received notification of a 2:1 I have a job at KPMG and I'm ecstatic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Grats man. Whereabouts are you working? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 (edited) Sooooo drunk =D. Edit: I'm a mean drunk. Edited June 21, 2011 by The Bard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 my girlfriend is stuck on a roof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Grats man. Whereabouts are you working? KPMG in London! Thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 I have the week off work so I've started playing Shenmue again and plan on completing it by the time I return to work next Tuesday. Also I'm really, really tempted to get a 3DS and Ocarina Of Time. I'll only end up getting a 3DS at some point anyway, so I should just do it right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 (edited) YAY ELLIOT'S GOING TO BUY ME THINGS! I finished my film and it turned out well. The few little tweaks I've done since the assessment copy on Friday have worked well Now just to scan in all my drawings, make a DVD, sort out this leaving poster, make a showreel, do my website, print out some pictures to display on Friday, write my CV, make some cakes and attend these numerous lectures by Friday.... Bumped into someone I kind of know (keep bumping into him) at uni today. Talking about how he's doing since he finished a few months ago and he responded somewhat then paused, started dancing and said "I'm good, I'm dancing". Right you are. Keraaaazy Italian hipsters and their ways. Edited June 21, 2011 by Ashley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21, 2011 Got my uni grades for semester 2 today - passed them all. The module I thought I failed, I didn't do too bad on but I only scraped a pass in one I never had any doubts over passing... obviously my concern was somewhat misplaced. Still, it's a relief. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
