Posted June 24, 2011 Went to world's deadest club after drinks post-art exhibition. The DJ was up for playing our requests, but never played any Nicki Minaj, which i wasked fotr. Cunt. I all ready to Super Bass up in the m_______this motherfucka. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 24, 2011 I M not Jasmine, I am Aladdin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2011 So qirhour... qir... without deleting anything, I wish to p... mk... make a post. I've had a very good/bad day. On the good side i;mve.. i've had fuck all t do at work. we went for a pint or two afterwards and that was fine. Got home, won some ches games... but ultimately theres a feeling of loss. I feel la... alient... alienated from our cirrent society, shit pisses me ffo! ffc! ffs! too! aaah! gfsdasoihgiogffsdfg.... Yeah. I'm going to enkoy my weekend an dsee what happens and not care too much abut the faft ht.... the fact that i' supposedly this r that. Wahat gets me is the fact that people know me and htey j... should understadn that I'm capapble yet Im still afacing a lot of negatiivy... people assume I'll fail an f I;d .. and it's annoying tp spend s o much of my life trying to cater for thsese [eople. I wat... want t to enyoy life yet I od... don't know how to k... ejk... enyo... enjoy it yet. I will spend this weekend relaqxin,...relaxing and chilling but ultimately i',kl dinish this weekend upset ha.. that i'm somwhere i shoiuld've... ,.. shouldn't me.. .be... based on who i am. I know I;m a dcecent enough person to wbe.. .be worth a decent enough abk... wage... but.. gettting to that place is all sorts of effort an BLAGH. WHO CAREAS. Np ja[palmdgapsdghiafgoiahgoahsdg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2011 Poor dead ugly dog. Happy fridayyy! ohh....that was page 1....blehlblehkehlekh drink water jay, all will be well! I used to play a bit of chess. Do you play go at all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2011 Poor dead ugly dog. Happy fridayyy! ohh....that was page 1....blehlblehkehlekh drink water jay, all will be well! I used to play a bit of chess. Do you play go at all? I love you, that is my advice. Always drink water to curb the hangover. I have a whole post devoted to such advice somewhere in here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2011 Or eat some bread, absorbs the booze. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2011 drink water jay, all will be well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 2, 2011 When all one drinks is lightning white From mid of day to mid of night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 3, 2011 is it just me or does he look very like jesus/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 3, 2011 Or eat some bread, absorbs the booze. Or go for the best of both worlds... Carbs AND water all in one tasty pot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 4, 2011 When all one drinks is lightning whiteFrom mid of day to mid of night... We're none too bright, We Just Wanna fight.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 9, 2011 FRIDAY FRIDAY I wish I was drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 10, 2011 heeeeeeyy nighggahs!!!! oi jhist smoked somre pot! so i#m wasted and high! it's called aspeed stick, iyt's noy expensive nigga! it's callked speed stick irt's not expensive!!!! shiut your mougth!!! tyou're jiust a litthele biytch!!!¬ Istill need to get Gaggle64 out clubbibnng!! thats bmy life gosal!!! shut your nmouth you black hguy!!! gimp gimp nevwer minbds neds yearh!!!!!!!!!!! shuyt the fuck yup!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 10, 2011 Possibly the worst promotion of smoking dope I've ever seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 10, 2011 heeeeeeyy nighggahs!!!! oi jhist smoked somre pot! so i#m wasted and high! it's called aspeed stick, iyt's noy expensive nigga! it's callked speed stick irt's not expensive!!!! shiut your mougth!!! tyou're jiust a litthele biytch!!!¬ Istill need to get Gaggle64 out clubbibnng!! thats bmy life gosal!!! shut your nmouth you black hguy!!! gimp gimp nevwer minbds neds yearh!!!!!!!!!!! shuyt the fuck yup!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2011 Tu kijg ducking ficking fucking hiccups@! Also smRtphone whY with tpuchscreen keyboard thT don't know swear words. At least it UFO corrects if I don't Fuck up to bad. It's Dave key ass a few times new. Hwete hete here. FUCKING BICCUPD!!!! HICCUPS Commit. fammitdammit! Fu k phone.messaging while drink. I had a qursafe....well I can't dell thAt word but flat Mexican fooodbthingy with steM. StreAK it was pretty goof. Good. I uhhhh nap. 6.....no 5 houts of skleep is not ebough many weeks on a row. Also jfuck thebauttospell goes against be whole pbilosophy. I do love this mew phone tnough internet eviryo2hreeverywjete....everywhere. plus having it in my nMe buoldes buildes my credt Low nbattery lTeerz later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2011 No idea what that's all about above me..\ I'm pretty steaming right now; was my graduation today so went out afterwrads. Just abck now and this girl is texting me. Think she might want to come round to mine so i told her my address (She asked) but shes now asking for my mates number and saying her and somenoe else will come ove rhere??/ Hopefully she'll bring a wee hottie with her ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2011 Wow...that was all interesting. I'll translate when I get the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2011 No idea what that's all about above me..\ I'm pretty steaming right now; was my graduation today so went out afterwrads. Just abck now and this girl is texting me. Think she might want to come round to mine so i told her my address (She asked) but shes now asking for my mates number and saying her and somenoe else will come ove rhere??/ Hopefully she'll bring a wee hottie with her ! Mission was a failure. Neither girl came round in the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 14, 2011 The time has come. Wow...that was all interesting. I'll translate when I get the time. Tu kijg ducking ficking fucking hiccups@! Also smRtphone whY with tpuchscreen keyboard thT don't know swear words. At least it UFO corrects if I don't Fuck up to bad. It's Dave key ass a few times new. Hwete hete here. FUCKING BICCUPD!!!! HICCUPS Commit. fammitdammit! Fu k phone.messaging while drink. I had a qursafe....well I can't dell thAt word but flat Mexican fooodbthingy with steM. StreAK it was pretty goof. Good. I uhhhh nap. 6.....no 5 houts of skleep is not ebough many weeks on a row. Also jfuck thebauttospell goes against be whole pbilosophy. I do love this mew phone tnough internet eviryo2hreeverywjete....everywhere. plus having it in my nMe buoldes buildes my credt Low nbattery lTeerz later. Fucking hiccups! Also smartphone what with touchscreen keyboard that don't know swear words. At least it auto corrects if I don't fuck up too bad. It's saved my ass a few times here. Here. Fucking Hiccups!!! Dammit! Fuck phone messaging while drunk. I had a Quesadilla.....well I can't spell that word, but flat Mexican food thingy with steak. Steak it was pretty good. I uuuuhh nap. 5 hours of sleep is not enough many weeks in a row. Also fuck the auto spell goes against the whole philosophy. I do love this new phone though, internet everywhere. Plus having it in my name builds my credit. Low battery Iteerz later. I'm really unsure what I meant by Iteerz, possible I'll tty's....And then I passed out with the TV on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2011 Have any of you guys meet a girl at a bar and have a shots competition? Mostly Sourz shots, then down a jagermiester? because i just did! awwww yeah!!! i'm not drunk btw...just thought i'd tell you guys about it...wo0o0o0o0o0!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2011 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
