Posted October 9, 2011 I will attempt to translate. "Fuck you mike, I thought we were friends. Top night, no shagging. I love my girlfriend who anyone that knows me talking of my long distance relationship" ??? Love you 2 Flameboy! Yeah your translation was pretty spot on just the quote was "top night no shag" me and my mate were watching Teachers eating fried chicken when we got in and it's a quote from an episode of that. Oh Mike, love you too really lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 9, 2011 Sweet Jesus man, the hell are you doing with yourself? I envision him sitting on his bed, holding a framed photo of you whilst he is crying and masturbating. Coming towards the end he gets friskier and drops the frame, carelessly he slams down to the floor to pick it up but lands on his finger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2011 CLooooose the curtain. Cause all we neeed i candlelight. Just put a fuckin massive donk on it. I mean in your mum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 16, 2011 Yeees Been sucking down whiskey and coke isince about 3 pm today. Wuite tastey, Mildy drunk but no completely drunk. Apppareatnly when I drank nearly a 5th of Rum I blacked out while watching trainspotting and was ANGRY AT EVERYTHING> I don't remember but it was two weeks ago and a chick things I hate her and I hatve nt seen her since. I assume every drunk thing I said I meant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2011 Don't make fun ofr my speach im[pediments! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 17, 2011 hahshahsad yeah imn durbj too1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 20, 2011 Whiskey you are the devil. I want the devil in me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 25, 2011 Well on the way and celebrating me getting an outstanding and my mate selling his house after a split and getting a cash windfall! Guess the song guys wooooo woo wooo woooo woooo woooo wooooo wooo woooooiooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 27, 2011 WHATS MA NAME FOO'!! Snoop Doooooooooogg!!!! smoke sum blunts and take some shotsd niggaszzz!!! bands are the wqatty!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2011 I don't warrent drunkeness much these days, heck i only get tipsey most of the time now. Finding that tipsey is the way forward to enjoy a night out in my opinion. Done my "drunken" days, they are behind me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 28, 2011 'Roxanne' has just come on the radio in the office... It's getting me well in the mood to go out and have a few! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 Had a great night out yesterday, it's the first time I've gone all Ke$ha in quite a while! One of the weirder moments was when this guy asked for my number, I wouldn't have minded as he was actually quite a looker but I couldn't think of my number at the time and couldn't get my phone out of my pocket at that moment (more on that in a second) so he got my name and added me on Facebook there and then... The weird part of it though is that all this happened whilst I was using the urinal. Classy as always I suppose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 He must have liked what he saw. If you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 ... You mean he thought Josh64 was handsome? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 Well, part of him, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 It's like you've never flirted with someone at the urinals before, Danny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 You know I'm useless at flirting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 Well, the next time you're at a urinal, just do the mating dance one would associate with a place like that: the helicopter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 Also go for distance. Stand at the opposite wall of the urinal, and aim (or don't). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 *scribbles down notes like mad* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 Had a great night out yesterday, it's the first time I've gone all Ke$ha in quite a while! One of the weirder moments was when this guy asked for my number, I wouldn't have minded as he was actually quite a looker but I couldn't think of my number at the time and couldn't get my phone out of my pocket at that moment (more on that in a second) so he got my name and added me on Facebook there and then... The weird part of it though is that all this happened whilst I was using the urinal. Classy as always I suppose. Hot. .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 I crossed a new slut line last night. It was really awkward walking around the club trying to avoid everyone I met. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 10, 2011 Coming on a Nintendo forum to be really coy about the frequency of your sexual encounters is sort of like walking through a rural town in Sudan with a KFC bucket under your arm. You cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
