Posted May 18, 2010 Same thing I do every day: Try to take over the world. Raise of hands, who read the italics as Brain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Would you try and convince your loved ones that it's you? What would you say to convince them? Do you think they'd believe you? I'd like to think if I walked out of my bedroom one morning as a woman my family would notice anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) Id hope my mum would notice but sadly, she'd probably just tell me to make her a cup of tea then leave for work (and no, this isnt because im oh so feminine, its because I live in a house devoid of love ) - This post is possibly a lie for dramatic purposes Edited May 18, 2010 by Happenstance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 I'd like to think if I walked out of my bedroom one morning as a woman my family would notice anyway. Yeah because if a girl walks out of my room my parents' first thoughts would be, "Sam has turned into a woman!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Id hope my mum would notice but sadly, she'd probably just tell me to make her a cup of tea then leave for work (and no, this isnt because im oh so feminine, its because I live in a hour devoid of love ) - This post is possibly a lie for dramatic purposes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Raise of hands, who read the italics as Brain? That was his intention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 This. And then when I'm a guy again, I know all the right things to say! :p I think I can field this mystery already: counter to what years of dialogue trees have taught us, often there is no right thing to say. Yeah because if a girl walks out of my room my parents' first thoughts would be, "Sam has turned into a woman!" Occam's Razor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 my mum would be like: You were a man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Occam's Razor. Probably more like this after the change: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Well, that would depend on how my psyche was affected. If it was still the same, I'd do what any heterosexual male in that situation would do. Drink beer and watch TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Yeah I should really have clarified this. Your own mind is still intact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 Well, that would depend on how my psyche was affected. If it was still the same, I'd do what any heterosexual male in that situation would do. Drink beer and watch TV. To be fair, I'm not and I still like doing that. EDIT: Reading that back it sounds like I'm being touchy, which wasn't my intention. Was just sayin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 18, 2010 To be fair, I'm not and I still like doing that. EDIT: Reading that back it sounds like I'm being touchy, which wasn't my intention. Was just sayin'. Yes but I can only assume that you stick your pinky finger out while doing it.....unless tv has lied to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 Lesbian sex.I don't know exactly where lesbians like to hang out around here, but I'd find them. Whore myself for cash on some webcam site with ludicrous insertions that people may request. Basically this. Although, I might do more or Less depending on how long it lasts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 I have to agree with Chair, there is not much I would do differently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 I'd try and find the funny side of the situation and write a scene suitable for a sketch show about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 I'd get some breakfast, then curse that I have put so much more effort into getting ready to leave the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 Enjoy some hardcore bean flicking, then down to the lesbian club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 Depends on if I inherit my male self's qualities really. A 6'8" slightly beefy girl with shoulder stretch marks and a limp doesn't sound particular attractive to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 I'd try and find the funny side of the situation and write a scene suitable for a sketch show about it. LOL! Definitely make a YouTube video about that, ReZ. Would be funny to see how you would play Jeremy Kyle :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 I'd make a fugly girl, so I'd probably not really be able to take advantage of anything, but if I was half-hot I'd just spend all my time seeing how much free stuff I could get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 It's to talk about boys and other things they don't want us to hear. That and the lesbian orgies. AND a menstrual show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 19, 2010 To be fair, I'm not and I still like doing that. EDIT: Reading that back it sounds like I'm being touchy, which wasn't my intention. Was just sayin'. Oh, I can see how that could be understood as offensive. I apologise. It was part of the joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
