ReZourceman Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 As some of you will be aware I recently pulled an elaborate prank on my chickwoman. It was well documented in the Jokes thread. Vauchian Dolzski Gate. I am posing as an obese black man with glasses, pretending to know my girlfriend Claire from school. At first to be polite she went along with it, claiming to me she didn't and doesn't remember him. I am making her wish she didn't go along with it. The brilliant thing is she talks to me about what she says and how she's feeling, so I can play her off against Vauchian. I don't quite know where I'm going with it, but it might be asking her and ReZ (me) to meet up with her, and her trying to squirm out of it, and then Vauchian getting really offended and upset. Brilliant. Vauchian Dolzskihello claire. lol i was worried you werent gonna remember meh i was only at cottesloe for a few years how are you i didnt know you knew michael jameson i knew him from aylesbury college lol how you ClaireHi! What a small world... I'm fine thanks, how are you? At this stage you can see shes playing it cool, trying to give and gain as little info as possible so hopefully he will go away. No chance. Vauchian Dolzskii am good i still live in prince risborough lol. i remember when i fell over at that party that luke had lol i think that was the last time i saw you. what you up to now i am working how are you ClaireI'm working as well... that's about it really lol, I'm still in Aylesbury living with Michael which is a pleasure!.... I love it really though Vauchian Dolzskilol yeh where you working. im working too im working in a flower shop in prince risborough part time nad part time at tesco lol but its okay. lol did you remember that party at lukes omg so embaressing. i remember that. ClaireI work at Bucks County Council, I'm sorry I really don't remember that party at all! Vauchian Dolzskioh you work at the council that is cool. my friend works there he is called barry marlow do you know barry marlow. oh you dont remember luke martin party. omg lol maybe that is a good thing. you were definite there i think. you hang out with tall alan didnt you. how was your day at work today. did you have loads of people complaining about the council lol ClaireI don't know Barry Marlow I'm afraid, he doesn't work in my department, yeah Alan Smith, haven't seen or spoke to him in years, he was lovely! My day was ok, tired now, long day Vauchian Dolzskioh no that is bad. hopefully this week will be better for you lol. i was away this weekend had to look at flowes for my work in wales lol i like wales but i prefer england. i will have to ask barry marlow if he knows you but maybe he is in a different department to you anyway what you upto this week. are you on holiday this year. This was so funny. She said to me after (as I pretended that I knew Vauchian very breifly from college) she said "This guys such a retard, I already told him I'm not in the same department" etc. ClaireNot up to much this week, off work on Friday, don't know what I will be doing yet, Michael's off work as well so we will do something together.. I went to Cyprus is April that was my main holiday for this year, had a few weekends away as well. Vauchian Dolzskithat sounds nice where did you go on your weekends away. i have never been to cyprus or spain at all actually but i have been to france and i have been to greece lol. i asked barry marlow if he knows you and he said he doesnt know you so you must be in different departments so lol not suprisin that you dont know him cos lol you probabl never even seen him !! so you off on friday lol decieded what you gonna do yet. i remember michael from college lol. when did you to get together lol Claire I went to Bognor Regis and Brighton.. I haven't made up my mind about Friday yet, might go to London shopping.. me and Michael got together 4 years ago, we met at college. Vauchian Dolzskioh right i met mihcael at college. did you do art too he did art lol. bognor regis i have been there to the butlins there where did you go did you go to the pier did you do the arcades. brighton did you go on the pier there witrh the rides and that is where norman cook fat boy slim lives. he is my favourite dj i think. who is your favourite dj. london sounds like a good idea on friday. i have friday off work too and was wondering what i should do lol...... This was great. She said to me "I am giving him as little answers and information as possible but he keeps talking to me and asking me stuff" ClaireI did Art as well, we went to Butlins when we went to Bognor Regis, been a couple of times now So.... Vauchian Dolzskioh right. ok. who your favourite dj. what do you think i should do tomorrow. i have a day off so i might come to london. lol if you guys go we could get the same train. I have come out to her now. I am uploading to YouTube as we speak. This was my final response to her Vauchian Dolzskiclaire i have confession to make i love you and i want to be with you. but you already know this because Vauchian isn't my real name, my real name is Michael Jamieson, and I'm filming your reaction right now. Well this prank has ended. I now I have a spare Facebook account all setup and ready and louded to play pranks on people. So I call to you, internet. What do you want to see? I am willing to replay the prank using people that YOU may want to use as a victim. You feed me a little info about them and I'll replay a similar prank with them. Or do you have another suggestion for Vauchian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I did wonder who he was when he added me on Facebook... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platty Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 LOL that is awesome. I'm pretty sure if I did that to my girlfriend I would get a punch in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 (edited) Okay, I've entered phase 2. http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs244.snc1/9122_101154136567414_100000184855485_30121_6332774_n.jpg I'm adding everyone. I've added about 200 so far. Heres a few convos I've had so far. Danny hi who this 6:25pmVauchian hi its vauch 6:26pmDanny who vauch lol 6:26pmVauchian we met a few times when i lived in uk friend 6:26pmDanny think u might of got wrong person mate 6:26pmVauchian no dan buckley i met you lol in leeds right 6:26pmDanny nah i dont think so 6:27pmVauchian dont you remembr me? 6:27pmDanny nah 6:27pmVauchian failblog we met at a party whose was it 6:27pmDanny i am sure i never met u before 6:27pmVauchian ghuh it was nathan friend party i def meet yo u 6:28pmDanny have u lol 6:28pmVauchian yeah around prom i think i didnt go to the school tho 6:28pmDanny kk 6:28pmVauchian but it was about a week agtyer prom karen? Sending: her party maybe i dnt remember but i remember you lol drink loads of beer more than meh 6:29pmDanny ok Vauchian Dolzski September 21 at 6:20pmhello i went to school with gemma but now i live in poland. Sue September 21 at 6:21pm Reportgemma who? Vauchian Dolzski September 21 at 6:22pmgemma coles she talk about you sometimes. Sue September 21 at 6:28pm ReportNo dont think its me shes talkin bout, hardly know her. Vauchian Dolzski September 21 at 10:32amoh right okay do you know which sue it is? Sue September 21 at 6:32pm ReportNo haven got a clue mate soz. Vauchian Dolzski September 21 at 10:34amthat is okay thanks for helping anyway how are you Dan Gate. Vauchian nt too baf 6:33pmDanny kk 6:34pmVauchian kwl you play nfs shift 6:34pmDanny nah 6:36pmVauchian you play batman arkim asilum 6:37pmDanny no 6:37pmVauchian what you play 6:37pmDanny GTA 6:37pmVauchian niiice i like the guns and i like the runing ppl ovr in helivpotrtd. lol 6:38pmDanny kool 6:38pmVauchian you got tank cheat 6:39pmDanny no 6:39pmVauchian ill get it for you kk hold on its upstairs brb 6:40pmDanny nah i dont want it lol Vauchian cant find it must be in attic can you hold on a second ill get it brb 6:43pmDanny i dnt need ot it 6:47pmVauchian ow lol fell out of the attic and the worst thing didnt even find the cheat lmao! ill find it for you another time okay gtg naw c ya later yeh dan c ya dan u ther gtg dan c ya yeh t2u soon kk bi dan dan u still ther mate gotta go naw k Edited September 28, 2009 by ReZourceman Automerged Doublolepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lillster Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I have one question; why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicktendo Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 "girl" "cries" "reaction" "to" "tomfoolery" All kinds of win. :laughing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Smooth. *thumbs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 What I wanna know is why Claire puts up with you at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I just got a request from that negro queen. I have to wonder from Lillster: Why? Write something for the Asylum you fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 I'm pretending I know my sister from school now. Its only just started but its going to be excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I've rejected this abrasive negro. REBEL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I'm pretending I know my sister from school now. Its only just started but its going to be excellent. Katie Garden (girl who organised the event you're "attending") asked who the hell Vauchian was, and whether he was really my cousin. I said no, but still pretended that he was real, but just a weirdo. She rejected your add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 My sister is getting suspicious. Emma Jamieson September 23 at 6:58pm1stly vauchian has rezourceman as his e mail address and 2ndly why oh why is dad friends with him? Michael Jamieson September 23 at 1:57pmFirst thing I can answer as his email address wasnt working and he added me on MSN so I said he could use that cos' I never use it and second....I have no idea. Lol. Dad just accepts anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 You realise that means he contacted you via MSN (which requires a working email address) in order to get your email address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 (edited) Oh god this is great. Emily how u know me who are u 7:32pm Vauchian hey emily 7:33pm Emily who are u do i know you 7:33pm Vauchian yeh i was at your scool for about 2years left in year 11 cos was too harcore for the skool lmao hows toy you** 7:34pm Emily what school called? 7:37pm Vauchian Elm Farm Leeds 7:37pm Emily Clearly you didnt go my school then so what you chattin shit for :L thinking you know people when you clearly dont 7:37pm Vauchian errr i clearly do that dont chat shit to me 7:37pm Emily what the fuck ,. clealry dont make sense either 7:38pm Vauchian erm speak english love. 7:38pm Emily :L yehh cos im not already 7:38pm Vauchian Well out of those 5 words only 3 were English.... 7:39pm Emily what country you live in 7:39pm Vauchian your mouth face 7:40pm Emily not england then cos you dont make sense 7:40pm Vauchian well i albviouslt do live in England so your face racist. you racist just becos im black i cant possible live in England 7:41pm Emily how can i be racist my boyfriends are black :L daft cunt 7:41pm Vauchian Daft Punk. 7:42pm Emily hahhahahahaha 7:42pm Vauchian ok your not racism im sorry you hate meh. 7:43pm Emily :L Vauchian ok oh do yu have a bf? cn i be bf im black too 7:45pm Emily 2 nooo love! LOOK AT MY WALL THIS IS BECOMING LEGENDARY. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000184855485&ref=profile Edited September 28, 2009 by ReZourceman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 7:39pm Emilywhat country you live in 7:39pm Vauchian your mouth face This made me LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 How often do you sign in and out from these many Facebook accounts you make? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Is that Goafer dreaming of Chesney Hawkes?... I salute you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 It is indeed I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I just read the convo with the girl who has two black boyfriends. What a greedy whore. I've always wanted a black boyfriend and she's taking up two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 15, 2011 Author Share Posted June 15, 2011 A few people have discovered the truth! They are taking it rather well. Not that I really meant to cause any distress, it was all very light hearted so I guess there is no reason why they shouldn't. And are now calling me epicz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 How did they discover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 15, 2011 Author Share Posted June 15, 2011 How did they discover? I didn't keep it a huge secret. My email on there is "[email protected]", I'm the only person tagged with him, this thread title, and if you search the name the YouTube prank video comes up. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Personally, I'm still shocked that Claire's still putting up with your antics. The poor, long-suffering girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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