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As some of you will be aware I recently pulled an elaborate prank on my chickwoman. It was well documented in the Jokes thread.

 

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Okay, I've entered phase 2.

 

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs244.snc1/9122_101154136567414_100000184855485_30121_6332774_n.jpg

 

I'm adding everyone. I've added about 200 so far. Heres a few convos I've had so far.

 

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  ReZourceman said:
I'm pretending I know my sister from school now. Its only just started but its going to be excellent.

 

Katie Garden (girl who organised the event you're "attending") asked who the hell Vauchian was, and whether he was really my cousin. I said no, but still pretended that he was real, but just a weirdo. She rejected your add.

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My sister is getting suspicious.

 

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Emma Jamieson September 23 at 6:58pm

1stly vauchian has rezourceman as his e mail address and 2ndly why oh why is dad friends with him?

 

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Michael Jamieson September 23 at 1:57pm

First thing I can answer as his email address wasnt working and he added me on MSN so I said he could use that cos' I never use it and second....I have no idea. Lol. Dad just accepts anything.

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Oh god this is great.

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Emily

how u know me

who are u

 

7:32pm Vauchian

hey emily

 

7:33pm Emily

who are u do i know you

 

7:33pm Vauchian

yeh i was at your scool for about 2years

left in year 11

cos was too harcore for the skool lmao

hows toy

you**

 

7:34pm Emily

what school called?

 

7:37pm Vauchian

Elm Farm

Leeds

 

7:37pm Emily

Clearly you didnt go my school then so what you chattin shit for :L

thinking you know people when you clearly dont

 

7:37pm Vauchian

errr

i clearly do that

dont chat shit to me

 

7:37pm Emily

what the fuck ,. clealry dont make sense either

 

7:38pm Vauchian

erm speak english love.

 

7:38pm Emily

:L yehh cos im not already

 

7:38pm Vauchian

Well out of those 5 words only 3 were English....

 

7:39pm Emily

what country you live in

 

7:39pm Vauchian

your mouth

face

 

7:40pm Emily

not england then cos you dont make sense

 

7:40pm Vauchian

well i albviouslt do live in

England

so your face

racist.

you racist

just becos im black i cant possible live in England

 

7:41pm Emily

how can i be racist my boyfriends are black :L

daft cunt

 

7:41pm Vauchian

Daft Punk.

 

7:42pm Emily

hahhahahahaha

 

7:42pm Vauchian

ok your not racism

im sorry

you hate meh.

 

7:43pm Emily

:L

 

Vauchian

ok

oh

do yu have a bf?

cn i be bf

im black too

 

7:45pm Emily

2

nooo love!

 

 

LOOK AT MY WALL THIS IS BECOMING LEGENDARY.

 

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000184855485&ref=profile

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  • 2 months later...
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I just read the convo with the girl who has two black boyfriends.

 

What a greedy whore.

 

I've always wanted a black boyfriend and she's taking up two!

  • 1 year later...
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A few people have discovered the truth! They are taking it rather well. Not that I really meant to cause any distress, it was all very light hearted so I guess there is no reason why they shouldn't.

 

And are now calling me epicz.

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  chairdriver said:
How did they discover?

 

I didn't keep it a huge secret. My email on there is "rezourceman1@gmail.com", I'm the only person tagged with him, this thread title, and if you search the name the YouTube prank video comes up. :p

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