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The Rules:

 

-One user must come up with a line that would fit the story AND rhyme with the line the last user left:

 

E.G-

User 1: Today is the day

User 2: When everything goes my way

User 3: So I am here to say

User 4: That I have a vajayjay

User 5: --

User 6: --

...and it goes on.

 

Hopefully we'll end up with a funny, random story.

 

You can only change words after FOUR lines.

 

GO!

 

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This morning, I woke up at 9

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine

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"devine?"

 

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

I then shot the damn fool, with a bullet from my gun

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

I then shot the damn fool, with a bullet from my gun

The bullet forged from bacon, hit him square in the bum.

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This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

I then shot the damn fool, with a bullet from my gun

The bullet forged from bacon, hit him square in the bum.

While Jack Sparrow kept asking: "Where is the rum?"

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