Rhyming story

[Beast]

The Rules:

 

-One user must come up with a line that would fit the story AND rhyme with the line the last user left:

 

E.G-

User 1: Today is the day

User 2: When everything goes my way

User 3: So I am here to say

User 4: That I have a vajayjay

User 5: --

User 6: --

...and it goes on.

 

Hopefully we'll end up with a funny, random story.

 

You can only change words after FOUR lines.

 

GO!

 

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This morning, I woke up at 9

[Paj!]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

[S.C.G]

Through a window, the sun did shine

[Ellmeister]

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

[Ashley]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

[Paj!]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

[Coolness Bears]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

[MoogleViper]

Brine doesn't rhyme with time. You disgust me you halfer.

[Paj!]

I only changed it back to "n", it was that filth-monger Ashley who insterted a rogue "m".

[jayseven]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine

[Paj!]

"devine?"

 

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

[S.C.G]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

[MoogleViper]

I only changed it back to "n", it was that filth-monger Ashley who insterted a rogue "m".

 

You can only change words after FOUR lines.

 

This is why.

[Paj!]

Oh. I forgot/didn't know. We'll cope. It's effectively the same word.

[dwarf]

Wouldn't this be better if you wrote two lines, the first rhyming with the previous on and then starting a new line (with different rhyming word) so that it isn't forced down a narrow path? Just me?

[Ellmeister]

And then by accident I let it drop,

 

Shat ap Dwarf.

[Paj!]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

[dwarf]

And then by accident I let it drop,

 

Shat ap Dwarf.

 

Ooops. By 'change words' in the first post I thought he meant you could only post once every 4 lines. Seeing as every word has been different, he meant rhyme. I'm slow.

[jayseven]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

[Ellmeister]

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

 

 

Best I could come up with >_< I am sorrrrrrrrrrry.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

[S.C.G]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

I then shot the damn fool, with a bullet from my gun

[ReZourceman]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

I then shot the damn fool, with a bullet from my gun

The bullet forged from bacon, hit him square in the bum.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

This morning, I woke up at 9

To a tingle travelling down my spine

Through a window, the sun did shine

I grabbed the bag, which was mine.

Having prepped myself I left on time

Only to stumble off the boat, and into the brine

"arghh! I'm all wet" I started to whine

But the kinky grease actually felt devine.

I realised floating adjacent was a dying swine

So I raise it up, towards to the skyline

And then by accident I let it drop,

Heard from the banks, upon which a horses did gallop

A knight in green armour, whose weakness was pork chops

As he charged into a young teen whose talent was beep-bop.

He charged at me next, and I started to run

I then shot the damn fool, with a bullet from my gun

The bullet forged from bacon, hit him square in the bum.

While Jack Sparrow kept asking: "Where is the rum?"

[jayseven]

With a start, I woke up again