Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Bullshit.. Agreed. I don't play football every day, and I don't go to school in weekends and in the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Agreed. I don't play football every day, and I don't go to school in weekends and in the holidays. Nor do you play football or go to school with a watermelon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Nor do you play football or go to school with a watermelon. Nor with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I never really played football at school. I wasn't one of those people who collected football stickers and have never played fantasy football. There is nothing wrong with a good wafty crank. And knocking one out in the afternoon means I can last longer in the normal act of plowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 All I have to say is that I used to, but now I have no need! Ie: her sexual wants are near zero these days. Le sigh. Meh, I ain't too fussed, if she doesn't want it, still got the old internets. Good old internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Agreed. I don't play football every day, and I don't go to school in weekends and in the holidays. Wanking everyday? Christ. , I'm not bothered about talking about anything thats to do with or actual sex, not with my friends anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Nightwolf, you'll find that a majority of male teenagers crack one off more than once a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Nightwolf, you'll find that a majority of male teenagers crack one off more than once a day. Yes I know, but it never fails to surprise me. Maybe I'm just incredibly lazy, or I would be as a male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 The male sex drive is a shitty thing. Being constantly ready for sex is pretty annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Perhaps guys generally have a larger sex drive? I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 If I was male I'd probably do it every day or every few days as well, as at least then things would work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 The male sex drive is a shitty thing. Being constantly ready for sex is pretty annoying. Indeed, it would be nice to get rid of it once in a while. All joking aside, a girl wearing a shirt with a large cleavage is sometimes all it friggin' takes before one's concentration is severely hampered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Indeed, it would be nice to get rid of it once in a while. All joking aside, a girl wearing a shirt with a large cleavage is sometimes all it friggin' takes before one's concentration is severely hampered. Tell me about it... I mean, right now Letty is sat behind me in nothing but a bra and jeans. I mean... CAMMAN T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Who remembers finding bits of lad mags paper in the bushes as a kid? O-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I remember finding bushes in lads mags.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Who remembers finding bits of lad mags paper in the bushes as a kid? O-o haha yes, always in the bushes, some older kids porn stash was hid there and you would always find it and basically be errrrrrrm readers wives.WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Wanking everyday? Christ. one a day gets christ, im gonna need like super buddah or somthing to be an appropriate diety for my self interefearences. im being dragged down to a lower level here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I remember finding bushes in lads mags.... *throws a drum set down the stairs! haha yes, always in the bushes, some older kids porn stash was hid there and you would always find it and basically be errrrrrrm readers wives.WTF bloody weird going ons before teh internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 The male sex drive is a shitty thing. Being constantly ready for sex is pretty annoying. Tell me about it. After being out last night my gf was upset about some work stuff and all i could think about was sex. I said it would cheer her up, but alas, she didn't see things my way. I'm not usually that bad, but when you get the horn, you get the horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Tell me about it. After being out last night my gf was upset about some work stuff and all i could think about was sex. I said it would cheer her up, but alas, she didn't see things my way. I'm not usually that bad, but when you get the horn, you get the horn. I know the feeling all too well... >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 If I was male I'd probably do it every day or every few days as well, as at least then things would work. Ah, yes it seems quite easy for a guy to ''guy off'' or that seems to be the general conception anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Ah, yes it seems quite easy for a guy to ''guy off'' or that seems to be the general conception anyway. guy off? i have a mate that will love that saying so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Sometimes its a marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I know the feeling all too well... >_> I feel your pain brothers. I'm as up for it now as I was when I first got married, the wife less so. The day just goes better if I get my way, so why doesn't she just give it up? It's like, 10 mins, then your hubbie will be in a good mood all day. Where's the downside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Tell me about it... I mean, right now Letty is sat behind me in nothing but a bra and jeans. I mean... CAMMAN T_T They always do that! Walking around half-naked doing everyday things in the house, and they wonder why we're turned on so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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