Konfucius Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 My favourite Matrix quote apart from those already said is this one ... "Human beings are a disease... a cancer on this planet". It often springs to mind when i think how much we've screwed up the Earth. I also think about that quote every so often. It holds so much truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 "Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" Taylor, in Planet of The Apes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lillster Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Now young Skywalker, you will die! 0123456789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 But you see, you do understand, you do understand that this issue right here, of intellectual arrogance, is the reason why people like you have a difficult problem with people of faith. I don't communicate an air of superiority over the people because I know so much more, and if you only read the books I know, and if you only knew the scientists I knew, then you would be great like me. Well, sir, there could be many things that you know well. There are other things that you don't know well. As you age, you'll find yourself wrong on some things, right on some other things. But please, in the process of it, don't be arrogant. Father Ted is, last I heard, currently serving jail time for buying crystal meth from a gay male prostitute he was 'employing'. Oh, the sweet irony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navarre Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Father Ted is, last I heard, currently serving jail time for buying crystal meth from a gay male prostitute he was 'employing'. Oh, the sweet irony... Well, that's a rather hard thing to do beyond the grave. And Tellyn, that gruesome first 24 quote actually kept me up last night. It's that sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Here's a few I like. *quotes* See now I don't find that effective at all. Its all "rar rar rar, im big and macho and gonna pound ya to death!" This is much more my style: VERONICA: You prank-call Mandy?LENNY: What if I did? VERONICA: Well, I want to congratulate you. She holds out her hand. VERONICA: Shake your hand. They shake hands energetically. Beyond them, Mandy looks confused. VERONICA: Congratulations! You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo! You're gonna die friendless and alone. Veronica turns away from him. LENNY: Hey, everybody knows you're the biggest-- Veronica turns back to face him. By now, a fair sized crowd has gathered round to watch. VERONICA: Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself that you're not a loser, I will ruin your life -- got it? [with feeling] You got it? Go for the jugular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girl says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way." Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?" Makes me laugh everytime I see the episode. Kudos to whoever knows where it's from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Will & Grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Buttons are Magic! Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Makes me laugh everytime I see the episode. Kudos to whoever knows where it's from. will and grace! woo - only quote i recognise really in this thread apart from the veronica mars ones Will & Grace. hate u :P "ive got my multiple personality seminar today and it takes forever to fill out the name tags" (something alone those lines niles crane in frasier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 will and grace! woo - only quote i recognise really in this thread apart from the veronica mars ones Hehe, yeah (Kudos Ashley). I love that show so much, it has me in hysterics half the time I watch it. I mean, it would be nothing without Karen but still it's fantastic. Karen: It's a cult, like the Moonies, or the homeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 hate u :P "ive got my multiple personality seminar today and it takes forever to fill out the name tags" (something alone those lines niles crane in frasier hate you more! :p I love the ones they do like that with his groups. I think another similar one is "I'm running late for my split personality patient. But no worries, if im late he can talk amongst himself." VERONICA: Trust me, you don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The-the first guy I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said, and the last guy I dated turned out to be a drug dealer, and I just made out with my dead best friend's boyfriend, who, incidentally, I hate. So. Ahh teenagers. Which reminds me of: VERONICA: Please, let me. My boyfriend just fled the country with his dead ex-girlfriend’s baby. I need a project. Who hasn't found themself saying that at some point? Oh and one final from Veronica: "You got a trophy for a rimjob?" lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Buttons are Magic! Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Hehe, yeah (Kudos Ashley). I love that show so much, it has me in hysterics half the time I watch it. I mean, it would be nothing without Karen but still it's fantastic. yeh! theres a lil skit about kabbalah at the start of one of the episodes which is quite funny.. cant find a quote at the moment but its good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 This isn't from a movie or tv. I was actually there when it was said at a lesson at school a few years back. And I love quoting it to people to see their reaction. There are two. Firstly: 'What's Italian for Stiletto?' Secondly: '99 times out of 10 it'll work' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Well, that's a rather hard thing to do beyond the grave. And Tellyn, that gruesome first 24 quote actually kept me up last night. It's that sick. : peace: See now I don't find that effective at all. Its all "rar rar rar, im big and macho and gonna pound ya to death!" This is much more my style: When your wife and daughter have been kidnapped by a ruthless terrorist whose own wife and daughter was wiped out by yourself on a military mission several years ago, witty insults aren't really going to cut it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 : peace: When your wife and daughter have been kidnapped by a ruthless terrorist whose own wife and daughter was wiped out by yourself on a military mission several years ago, witty insults aren't really going to cut it. Well thankfully that never happens in real life. But if I were in that situation I would use witty insults. Because i'm not exactly a good fighter. Still. Maybe I just don't understand masculine shows... (Designed by Sutherland himself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gARYgREATIE* Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 When your wife and daughter have been kidnapped by a ruthless terrorist whose own wife and daughter was wiped out by yourself on a military mission several years ago, witty insults aren't really going to cut it. I'll bear that in mind should the situation ever arise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Stumbled upon this while reading: Now a narrative is a story, not logic, nor ethics, nor philosophy. It is a dream you keep having, whether you realize it or not. Just as surely as you breath, you go on ceaselessly dreaming your story. And in these stories you wear two faces. You are simultaneously subject and object. You are the whole and you are a part. You are real and you are shadow. "Storyteller" and at the same time "character". It is through such multilayering of roles in our stories that we heal the loneliness of being an isolated individual in the world." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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