flameboy Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 What a shitter was out doing my morning cycling to try and get a bit fitter, in blistering rain that I got caught in, as I am going off the cycle path and on to a country road that allows access for farmers but is not meant as a through road for cars. A twat comes racing up in their car, I hit my brakes and move to the side of the road, to give the maniac some room but because of all the water on the road I was almost aqua-planing and just kept going past the car and hit the corner of a pot hole in the road just as I passed the cars boot went head over arse! Went straight over the handlebars and landed arms first and then rolled forward.... Ok so the damage I have scrapped all the skin off both palms, I can't but any weight on them, plus just tried playing Soul Calibur IV and it absolutely killed, noticed my fingers are all swollen full of fluid to and also grazed my knee pretty badly, but worst is my back which is absolutely killing me. Worst thing? The stupid bitch in the car didn't even stop to see if I was ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Women make the safest drivers? Pah. That sounds crap, is anything broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoMan1031 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Sorry to hear that mate! Prob coz she new she shouldn't of been there and just wanted to 'disappear'. Stupid cow, imagine if u had broke ur legs ur something! Thats terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lillster Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Sorry to hear about that. Fucking women drivers, ain't got a fucking clue. Edit LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 That's hard luck. Not to sound bad but you got off lightly, the last time I rode a bike I went head over the bars and knocked out my two front teeth, cocking up the others around it and scraping the left side of my face. In hospital for like a week. What's that person doing on that road anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Women make the safest drivers? Pah. That sounds crap, is anything broken? My handlebars are bent lol! My wrists feel pretty swore and I think I am lucky to not have broken one of them at least as I hit the ground with such force! Sorry to hear that mate! Prob coz she new she shouldn't of been there and just wanted to 'disappear'. Stupid cow, imagine if u had broke ur legs ur something! Thats terrible. Exactly it was a pretty spectacular crash as I went straight over the bike, so anything could have happened! That's hard luck. Not to sound bad but you got off lightly, the last time I rode a bike I went head over the bars and knocked out my two front teeth, cocking up the others around it and scraping the left side of my face. In hospital for like a week. What's that person doing on that road anyways? Ouch that sounds bad! As for what she was doing there god knows! There is actually a gate halfway down thats meant to be locked to stop cars getting through. But I've never known it to be locked, it usually at least shut though, I noticed as I limped home pushing my bike that it was wide open. It sucks really as it has massive signs everywhere saying its not a through road, and is the only way to get to the cycle path to get to the next town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Oi less of the women bashing, I know they are really bad but now I'm one and I'm a good driver ^_^ lol. Bah drivers, every body is getting peed off with bad drivers these days and nobody seems to stop to help. It's a good job you are ok though, well as well as can be with bad fingers and a wrist *insert cheesy joke here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Oi less of the women bashing, I know they are really bad but now I'm one and I'm a good driver ^_^ lol. When did you change from a bloke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 while i disagree that women are worse drivers than men, or that men are better drivers than women... i'm of the opinion that EVERYONE is a crappier driver than me hehe. *cough* anyway!! flaaaameboy! i'm glad you're ok! you could've come off your bike infront of the car!! you had a lucky escape i'm really glad O__O!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 There are crappy women drivers yeah, but there are also crappy MEN drivers! Get well soon flameboy d00d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolFunkMan Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Damn, that sucks. I'm guessing you didn't get her liscence plate number, which is a shame really, you could have got her into serious trouble for that. Still, it could have been a lot worse, and luckily, it wasn't. I hope you get better soon mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 When I was little my brakes failed on my bike. I was about 6, and in the rush of the moment the following went through my tiny brain; "Shit, brakes are out. If I jump off I'm going to break my leg or something (DO NOT WANT!). If I stay on and go down the hill I'm going straight into the resevoir (DO NOT WANT!). If I go off to the side I'm going straight into those thron bushes. (DO NOT WANT!) I know! I'll aim for the lamppost and use that as a brake. Then I'll stop and not hurt myself!" Of course at the age of 6 I didn't realise that when hitting the lamppost at high speed the back wheel would buck up and send me flying headfirst INTO said lamppost :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 When did you change from a bloke? Last week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Of course at the age of 6 I didn't realise that when hitting the lamppost at high speed the back wheel would buck up and send me flying headfirst INTO said lamppost :p The image in my head is hilarious! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I've had a few nasty falls while riding a bike before. One time, I bruised my thumb so badly that my left thumbnail fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iun Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Way back when I used to bike everywhere, and I got shunted at a red light by a guy in white Escort. I went flying and he drove off. Never rode my bike again, it's too dangerous these days. In a reversal of the situation, I was walking the other day and crossing the road. when this guy on a bike came haring along at high speed on the WRONG side of the road. I didn't even look in that direction because he shouldn't have been there in the first place. His bike struck me fairly hard and I started to bleed. To top it, he then stopped and sdtarted hurling abuse in Chinese. I responded by getting up close and hurling my own. He then got personal. So I hit him. Hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun2k Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 It's a good job you are ok though, well as well as can be with bad fingers and a wrist *insert cheesy joke here* He feta get it checked out anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Ah bike accidents, i have them every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxfear Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 The last bike accident I had was pretty bad.... I dislocated my shoulder, I can tell you one thing: I have never felt more pain in my entire life.... I fell and I was like: "Shit, hopefully nothing's broken!" Then I felt my shoulder "Crap! It's dislocated" It took an hour and a half before they put it back on its place, I thought I was gonna die for sure!! Oh and luckily you're OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 i know a guy who dislocated his shoulder playing lacross. Solution: the coach held his arm up and dropped him to his knees. Popped it right back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxfear Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 i know a guy who dislocated his shoulder playing lacross. Solution: the coach held his arm up and dropped him to his knees. Popped it right back in. Sounds painful !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 yeah just a bit. Less painful than a seized up dislocation though, by all accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I had a teacher who was riding his bike without a helmet. He braked avoiding a car and went flying over the handle bars... and died I don't really like bikes anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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