ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2011 Author Posted January 5, 2011 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..... Could the owner of the red Fiesta with number plate X464 GTU please come to the customer services desk and remove your car from it.
Cube Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Could the man covered in wires please slowly step out of the building.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 "Self-destruct mechanism activated. Detonation in ten, nine, eight ..."
The Peeps Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 "Customers are reminded that the self service machines do not provide that kind of service"
Jimbob Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Some pretty good entries. Well done to all who entered, but there can only be one winner. And that honour goes to The Peeps for this entry "Customers are reminded that the self service machines do not provide that kind of service" Take it away Peepy!!
The Peeps Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 Thank you sir. Things you do not want to see/hear during a night out.
Aqui1a Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 "..and your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine."
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2011 Author Posted January 7, 2011 I invited ReZourceman [/in_before_anyone_else]
MoogleViper Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 "Diageo's coming, and he's got us all tickets to see Justin Bieber."
Jimbob Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 "Ummm, i don't want to dissapoint you here. It's about your date buddy. Thats no lady, thats Rokhed!!" I invited ReZourceman [/in_before_anyone_else] Damn it!!!!.
nekunando Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) Cheeri corn.. Cheeri oats.. Cheeri rice and wheeeaaatt. I had a fantastic bowl of those bad ass Cheerios before I left the house tonight, drenched in the ice cold semen milk I bought from the supermarket this morning. Deeeelicious. That kiss we just had was AWESOME, by the way.. Edited January 7, 2011 by nekunando
The fish Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 "What can I get you? Whisky? We've got Jack Daniel's..."
MoogleViper Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 DJ - And now for some smooth 80's classics. "We're no strangers to loooove"
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 11, 2011 Posted January 11, 2011 "What do you mean, 'the helicopter' isn't a dance move? Sure it is! Look!"
The Peeps Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 I invited ReZourceman [/in_before_anyone_else] Self-deprecation win!
ReZourceman Posted January 12, 2011 Author Posted January 12, 2011 Things you wouldn't want to read in a suicide note.
MoogleViper Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 "Dear Sam, I've decided to end my life as I couldn't live with the fact that I've give you AIDS."
Cube Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 "I have left you my copy of Doctor Who: Return to Earth. It is my last wish that you play through it."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 "We got in a fight, and you told me to go kill myself. So I did. Now you'll feel guilty for the rest of your life. Little did you know I had cancer and was going to die in a week anyway. Joke's on you!"
Goafer Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 "Hello Michael. I want to play a game." Alternatively: "I've called the cops. They should be here shortly. Don't ask how, but the post mortem will reveal your semen in my ass. Enjoy."
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