nekunando Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 We put the Kum in Kumquat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..... Could the owner of the red Fiesta with number plate X464 GTU please come to the customer services desk and remove your car from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Could the man covered in wires please slowly step out of the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "Self-destruct mechanism activated. Detonation in ten, nine, eight ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 "Customers are reminded that the self service machines do not provide that kind of service" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Some pretty good entries. Well done to all who entered, but there can only be one winner. And that honour goes to The Peeps for this entry "Customers are reminded that the self service machines do not provide that kind of service" Take it away Peepy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Thank you sir. Things you do not want to see/hear during a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aqui1a Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "..and your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2011 Author Share Posted January 7, 2011 I invited ReZourceman [/in_before_anyone_else] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I'm ReZourceman in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Diageo's coming, and he's got us all tickets to see Justin Bieber." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I'm way too cheap to buy other people tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Ummm, i don't want to dissapoint you here. It's about your date buddy. Thats no lady, thats Rokhed!!" I invited ReZourceman [/in_before_anyone_else] Damn it!!!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) Cheeri corn.. Cheeri oats.. Cheeri rice and wheeeaaatt. I had a fantastic bowl of those bad ass Cheerios before I left the house tonight, drenched in the ice cold semen milk I bought from the supermarket this morning. Deeeelicious. That kiss we just had was AWESOME, by the way.. Edited January 7, 2011 by nekunando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Any more entries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 "What can I get you? Whisky? We've got Jack Daniel's..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 DJ - And now for some smooth 80's classics. "We're no strangers to loooove" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 SEX ON THE BEACH! COME ON EVERYBODY! Shabba! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 "What do you mean, 'the helicopter' isn't a dance move? Sure it is! Look!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I invited ReZourceman [/in_before_anyone_else] Self-deprecation win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Things you wouldn't want to read in a suicide note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 "Dear Sam, I've decided to end my life as I couldn't live with the fact that I've give you AIDS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 "I have left you my copy of Doctor Who: Return to Earth. It is my last wish that you play through it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 "We got in a fight, and you told me to go kill myself. So I did. Now you'll feel guilty for the rest of your life. Little did you know I had cancer and was going to die in a week anyway. Joke's on you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 "Hello Michael. I want to play a game." Alternatively: "I've called the cops. They should be here shortly. Don't ask how, but the post mortem will reveal your semen in my ass. Enjoy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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