ReZourceman Posted December 21, 2010 Author Posted December 21, 2010 "Gutted ReZourceman, I just punked you at Uncharted 2."
Cube Posted December 29, 2010 Posted December 29, 2010 "Haha! That teabagging you gave my dead body after knifing me from your camping position really underlined your obvious superiority over me! Well done!" Dannyboy-the-Dane is the Winzip!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 Lines That Would Really Ruin The Atmosphere At A Dinner Party
ReZourceman Posted December 30, 2010 Author Posted December 30, 2010 This wine tastes like my fathers semen.
The Peeps Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 Grandpa, get your salty nuts off the table!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 I had hoped for some more entries. Also, I appreciate more creative ideas. Anyway, this one is the winner: "I invited Rez" You turn, Jimbo!
Jimbob Posted January 2, 2011 Posted January 2, 2011 I win something. Anyway... Worst thing to hear over a Supermarket Tannoy system
The Peeps Posted January 2, 2011 Posted January 2, 2011 Could Tracy please go to Aisle 3 to help an old man with his plums. That's Tracy to Aisle 3...
ReZourceman Posted January 2, 2011 Author Posted January 2, 2011 Could a Mr Katona come to the pharmacist please, we have your wife. I don't know. Gimme some time.
Ellmeister Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Just noticed, it is in chelmsford they do this, my home town! Also LOL@ 24 hour store, press 1 to hear our hours :p
Diageo Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Just noticed, it is in chelmsford they do this, my home town! Also LOL@ 24 hour store, press 1 to hear our hours :p I was going to post the same thing, damn you Ellmeister!
Jimbob Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 More entries required. I'll leave this open until a few more entries appear.
nekunando Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Customers are reminded that the store is now closing.. but none of you will be leaving! RELEASE THE HOUNDS
Cube Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 This is a customer announcement. We have just been informed that all our milk supplies in the last month have been contaminated by semen. We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused.
The fish Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Oh yes! Yes! Ohhh...yes! Oh god! Ahhh! Oh god, oh god, yes! Ahhh...ooohh! Yes! Yes! Ah...wait! Oh shit, stop, I'm leaning on the, the PA syst...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2011 Author Posted January 5, 2011 This is a customer announcement. We have just been informed that all our semen supplies in the last month have been contaminated by milk. We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused.
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