weeyellowbloke Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 "Living with me will be a breeze....and by breeze I mean I do some horrific farts." "At last....I think we're alone now. At least there doesn't seem to be anyone around. The beating of our hearts are the only sound. So how about it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 "Welcome. Ignore the blood and them knifes, my last flat-mate was a serial killer. He'll come back for these in a few weeks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 'Welcome, the name's Fred, but my friends call me Rez'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 All right man, my name's James, nice to meet ya. You are? Ah right cool. I hope you don't mind, I just need to get some pizzas for the lads tonight, sorry to disappear so soon, hopefully you'll join us later. By the way can I just ask you don't interfere with the recorder, Gok Wan is on in a couple of minutes and it'll be on until half-past, so if you don't mind waiting til then before using the TV. Otherwise help yourself to alcohol and use the Gamecube as much as you want, just don't look in that rucksack. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MATtheHAT Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 "And this is where the guys scrub their butt plugs after the parties" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 All right man, my name's James, nice to meet ya. You are? Ah right cool. I hope you don't mind, I just need to get some pizzas for the lads tonight, sorry to disappear so soon, hopefully you'll join us later. By the way can I just ask you don't interfere with the recorder, Gok Wan is on in a couple of minutes and it'll be on until half-past, so if you don't mind waiting til then before using the TV. Otherwise help yourself to alcohol and use the Gamecube as much as you want, just don't look in that rucksack. Cheers. Winner due to immense long windedness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Anybody else would think this was a double account Things a nerdy gamer might say to impress a girl they were dating (don't know if this will be any good, but tbh can't think of any topics) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Anybody else would think this was a double account Things a nerdy gamer might say to impress a girl they were dating (don't know if this will be any good, but tbh can't think of any topics) Shit, I didn't look at the name! I'm excluding myself from this round out of fairness. My entry would have been: "Sorry I havent been returning your calls recently. I've been in hospital. The plastic surgeon forged my Standard Rod of Averageness into a +6 Rod of Wailing Maidens." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 "I didn't kill the companion cube in Portal. I spent 3 days working out how to glitch through the entire game with it. Now THAT is how loyal I am!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 'Would you like a 1up of coffee, uhm....I mean a mushroom in your coffee, ...uhm NO...I mean, uhm *sweat* *sweat*, some suger in your other castle? uhm........*sweat* *sweat* *sweat* *sweat*..........have you ever played World of Warcraft? *gulp* ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic fail Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 "How about i put my Landstalker in your Twighlight Princess and we have a bit of Sonic Rush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 "You like Star Fox Adventures? Ad kxuk sujo, A neict cabo ke xulo jop nakx oei." (If you can figure this one out - and are female - consider it an actual proposition.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 "You don't mind if I walk around naked do you? Good, because I always forget to put clothes back on after raping children in my bedroom, and I just wanted to make sure you weren't shocked when I walked out with my full bratwurst on display." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 "You don't mind if I walk around naked do you? Good, because I always forget to put clothes back on after raping children in my bedroom, and I just wanted to make sure you weren't shocked when I walked out with my full bratwurst on display." You're behind, ReZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 You're behind, ReZ. I fucking hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I fucking hope not. Aye, he always forgets the lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 "I didn't kill the companion cube in Portal. I spent 3 days working out how to glitch through the entire game with it. Now THAT is how loyal I am!" Winrar. Not many entries, what's up with that? Probably not the best question I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Ah thanks Nah, I thought it was one of the better questions we've had actually. Lack of entries was probably just because of Christmas/New Year. Things you wouldn't hear a priest say while delivering a sermon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 "And what is the moral of the story about the birth of Christ? If God taps you, you're still a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Haha awesome. I'm half-tempted to end this one right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 I wasn't sure what a sermon was so I checked on Wikipedia. A sermon is an oration by a prophet or member of the clergy. I now am even more unsure of what a sermon is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 'What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home? He'd probably 'ave himself a wank in the afternoon wouldn't he!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 "Sorry I'm late. The lead choir boy is a little tied up at the moment..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Now people, remember last weeks lecture on spliff politics?... ...puff, puff then pass, don't forget the pass (i'm looking at you Mary), keep that blunt going left, you're all god's children... ..."Boomshanka inta-seption"... well done Doris, i see someone was paying attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I wasn't sure what a sermon was so I checked on Wikipedia. I now am even more unsure of what a sermon is. Haha yeah, I had to check wikipedia too actually just to check I had the correct word and that first sentence confused the fuck out of me! This is what I was going for... "In modern language, the word "sermon" can also be used pejoratively in secular terms to describe a lengthy or tedious speech delivered with great passion, by any person, to an uninterested audience." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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