Beast Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 *looks left...looks right* "TESTICAAAAAALS!.....that is all" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 "C'mon guys, i'm one of you, durkah durkah muhamed jihad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 "I've already drafted a script for my hostage video. Here, take one and pass it around. Now as for directing duties, that will be either myself, assuming you take my blindfold off, or the guy with the slightly camp sounding voice - sorry, I don't know your name yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 No matter how hard I tried, I could never beat DuD's entry! It's phenomenal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Damn this is a brilliant thread :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 "Joke's on you beige-faces. I'm into S+M. You've just saved me a fucking fortune on hookers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Fused, you gotta pick a winner mate.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Ah, I see. I'm going with Dudedazz's pure randomness then Picture that scene and YOU WILL LAUGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) Ah, I see. I'm going with Dudedazz's pure randomness then Picture that scene and YOU WILL LAUGH! I won? Really?...I WON! OK, uh...I don't know if it's been done but... Things you shouldn't say/do at a job interview Edited December 8, 2009 by Animal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 *Looks at the photo of the boss' wife* " Well... I was sacked from my last five jobs for nailing the boss' wife. Don't reckon theres gonna be much of a problem here though. She Fugly. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) 'Sorry I'm late, I just came back from the international slacker convention' Edited December 8, 2009 by Fused King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 "You don't have an alcohol problem, do you? And by that I mean a problem with employees drinking alcohol." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "To tell you the truth, I have aides. It's actually quite relaxing. I also don't mind sharing my aides with you, sir. If you hire me today, you too can have aides." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 If you hire me Sir, then i promise to you right now that no-one will know about what happened last Thursday between you and that woman sitting 3 rows down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 *Bursts into the room singing* " Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're..... This policeman interview? It isn't for a part in the Village People is it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 "So, what dreams do you have for the future" "Well, I'm not sure if my dreams are really premonitions, but I do have some odd ones. There's this one reoccurring one where I start a fire in my old office and everyone is trying to get out. I grab a chair and literally smash all my colleagues out of the way making for the exit leaving them all behind in a blistering inferno. Then there's the one where I'm naked....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic fail Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 *looks left...looks right* "TESTICAAAAAALS!.....that is all" This could be used for any scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Stolen from Jimmy Carr: "Do you have any special needs?" "Fnnnnyyyeeeerrrr! You've got special needs!" My entry will follow once I've thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I'll leave it open for today and then I'll decide tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I choose YOU! *Bursts into the room singing* " Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're..... This policeman interview? It isn't for a part in the Village People is it..? Would actually be in hysterics if this happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Ayyyyyyy-o I'm gonna leave it a day or two to see if Molly wants to pick the scene seeing as strictly speaking it was her go when Fused chose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuD Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Things you shouldn't do/say at a funeral... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 BOOOOOOORRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNGGG! Hey, let's see who can fit the most marshmellows in his mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 Sorry I'm late! Work was murder....Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPAMBOT4000 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) "The murder of our 8 year old daughter is a tragedy and was completely unecessary but... at least her captors had the heart not to let her die a virgin." "In some respects I am glad, as my wife died happy, without ever knowing I gave her HIV." Edited December 16, 2009 by SPAMBOT4000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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