Molly Posted August 6, 2009 Posted August 6, 2009 DID ANYONE SEE MOCK THE WEEK TONIGHT? Moogle they had your situation: Time for a situation round. Things you wouldn't hear at a wedding.
mcj metroid Posted August 6, 2009 Posted August 6, 2009 Things you wouldn't hear at a wedding. I now pronounce you husband.. and husband
Goafer Posted August 7, 2009 Posted August 7, 2009 Priest: "Did you see the tits on that stripper last night?! They were fucking ace. I hope you made the most of them, your wifes are a bit shit to be honest. Seriously, I've fucked choir boys with bigger wappers than that."
MoogleViper Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 DID ANYONE SEE MOCK THE WEEK TONIGHT? Moogle they had your situation: The thieving bastards.
Molly Posted August 9, 2009 Posted August 9, 2009 The thieving bastards. Exactly! None were as good (and ReZ agrees with me) as my reply to that one. They may as well give up now.
ReZourceman Posted August 9, 2009 Author Posted August 9, 2009 Exactly! None were as good (and ReZ agrees with me) as my reply to that one. They may as well give up now. Its truth. Seems like a reasonably appropriate thread but the episode (and series in general) of Would I Lie To You or whatever, tomorrow BBC1 10:35pm they showed a clip on SFTW, looks bloody hilarious. Y'know Lee Mack is absolutely hilarious and very very witty.
DuD Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 See if we can bump this back into life: Things you shouldn't say when meeting your girlfriend's family:..
ReZourceman Posted November 27, 2009 Author Posted November 27, 2009 Why won't your daughter do anal?
weeyellowbloke Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 I have no idea where your daughter got her looks or brains from?
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 "Just one question before you leave: Can your carpet handle urine?"
DuD Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 I'm gonna let this one run through to at least tomorrow afternoon. I recon we put a limit on no more than 3?.. 5? days per scene, make sure it doesn't die again. Good ideas so far
Goafer Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 *Shifty eyes* "You didn't tell me your dad worked at the clinic."
SPAMBOT4000 Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 "Sorry we're late, Jenny bruised her eye falling down the stairs. DIDN'T. YOU. DEAR."
MoogleViper Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 "Well I can see where your daughter got her looks from Mr Jones."
Beast Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 (edited) Wow, your arse looks HUGE in that dress. You have nothing on Beyonce, that is one big butt and I can not lie. This is actually true. I know someone who has said this! lmao --- The first time I saw your daughter, the first thought that came to my mind was "Phwoar! I could tap that all night!" Edited November 28, 2009 by Animal
Molly Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 I hear you like swinging Mrs Baker... *thows keys into the bowl*
Diageo Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Mr. Baxter, I love your movies, especially the one where you get buttraped by that russian bloke. What's his name...... Bearclaw?
DuD Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 Oooooh, it's between Monsieur Odwin, Goafer, Spambot and Molly. Ding Ding Ding. We have a winnarrrrrrrrrrr... Molly
Fused King Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Alright then, let's kick off a new one: 'What you should not do/say as a hostage...' Please don't kill me. Unless you really want to of course.... Edited November 29, 2009 by Fused King
Jimbob Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 "You know, once i get out of here i;m going to give this place a raving review. En-suite bucket, mystery tour(s) and total security at all times!!!"
SPAMBOT4000 Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) "I'm not being racist right, but take that thing off your head mate, it looks like a polar bear's bell-end." Edited November 29, 2009 by SPAMBOT4000
MoogleViper Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 "Man this is one hell of a stag do prank. I can't believe you've kept it going for 3 months. You guys really do take your jokes seriously."
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