MoogleViper Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 I dunno if that's supposed to be offensive. A lot of Danes did not endorse the cartoons. And I certainly have no intention of offending anyone. Nah I was just joking. I know that the cartoon was about expressing their freedom of speech and not about offending people.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Nah I was just joking. I know that the cartoon was about expressing their freedom of speech and not about offending people. Yeah, I dunno, I just felt kinda ... "hit" by that comment. No worries.
MoogleViper Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Yeah, I dunno, I just felt kinda ... "hit" by that comment. No worries. Sorry about that. I honestly didn't mean to offend you.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 Sorry about that. I honestly didn't mean to offend you. No no, I know you didn't. I was surprised myself as to why I felt hit. It's not like you said anything bad or meant anything by what you said. I did. *Rapes everyone* But I know you did. *sticks out tongue at ReZ*
Slaggis Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 "Anyone got any lube?" *glares at the old lady at the front*
Chris the great Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 "GOD? You dont belive that shit do ya?" "turns out, id been shagging a man all that time!"
The fish Posted February 5, 2009 Posted February 5, 2009 "Ooh yeah, baby, ooh yeah, that feel's so good! Keep doing that! Yeahhhh...." "Ah, the collection plate, excellent, I need some change!" "GET TO DA CHOPPA!"
ReZourceman Posted February 8, 2009 Author Posted February 8, 2009 "Jihad!" Sorry if this was offensive to anyone. Hmmmm. Winner. Best of a bad bunch if I'm honest, but I'd say thats my fault more than you lots.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 It's good to see you're still keeping Operation "Vote for each other so no one else gets a chance at this game" going. ... Wait, did I type that out loud? Damn. I have no idea about this, but I'll give it a go: Unlikely warnings to find on a hairdryer.
ReZourceman Posted February 9, 2009 Author Posted February 9, 2009 Warning, Inserting penis' is more neglectful than beneficial. Warning, heating element hot when on.
Chris the great Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 im going for an actual, real life example "warning! don not use in shower!" and for one of my own concoction "Warning! product not suitable for snowmen!"
MoogleViper Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 WARNING! Do not attempt to propel yourself on a skateboard using this hairdryer as a means of jet propulsion.
Kirkatronics Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 WARNING: Not suitable for operation OR Warning: May dry hair
Jimbob Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 Warning: Do not use on wet or damp hair. Or This product makes a noise when in use. Take care, protect your ears.
Jonnas Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 WARNING: God may or may not exist, but now that we have your attention, it is vital to inform you that *Home Appliance Company* produces the best equipment for your house, not to mention our excellent customer service, as well as the most daring advertising strategy in the whole market. WARNING: In case you misread the label, this device dries air. If you wish to dry hair, go back to the store and buy the proper device. WARNING: This device has smooth edges. Your hands may not be used to such comfort.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 9, 2009 Posted February 9, 2009 "Warning! product not suitable for snowmen!" No doubt that this is the winner. It is so random, yet so funny. I like it that's it's not dry or sarcastic in any way - makes for a nice change.
Chris the great Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 spleandid! innapropriate porn titles
Mr_Odwin Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Your mum, your dad, and the night you were conceived.
ReZourceman Posted February 10, 2009 Author Posted February 10, 2009 "Farm Tails I - Baarely Legal" "Farm Tails II - The Moovie" "Farm Tails III - The Cock and Bull Story" "Farm Tails IV - Cocks and Swallows" "Farm Tails V - Milking It" "Farm Tails VI - The Last Straw" --------- "One Night In Your Sister"
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 "Fucking Shit" I can't see this being topped!
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