Beast Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 "WARNING! WARNING! THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING!" "Why stop smoking? Why so serious?" "You are now entering a chav area, risk of infection = 98% innit blud"
Jonnas Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 "Caution, this sign has sharp edges" (Although I think thats a real one) I remember receiving an e-mail that had quite a few unusual warnings. They were supposedly real, although I don't know if that was true. Examples: (Christmas Lights) "WARNING! These lights may only be used inside or outside of a building" (Bag of potato Chips) "ATTENTION! This bag contains potato chips." (A Chainsaw) "We remind you that, while the device is turned on, for safety purposes, do not let the saw near your hands, neck, or genitals." Honestly, I think Dannyboy's is still better than those.
Chris the great Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 caution! brian blessed in vacinity, ear protection is advised.
Jonnas Posted December 30, 2008 Posted December 30, 2008 Oh, I just remembered. One of my old Power Ranger Zords (That pyramid thingy...Pyramidas, I think?) has an unusual warning: "WARNING! Do not stand on toy!" I didn't understand what it said as a kid, but I found it a while ago and thought it was weird.
Diageo Posted December 31, 2008 Posted December 31, 2008 "WARNING: if you have been stabbed, shot or ejected into space, breathing may not help prolong your life. In all other circumstances, breathing is advised." Haha, I loved that one!
Beast Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 My old teacher, Mrs Roberts took a picture of a sign she found hilarious on her holiday in America. I think she said it was by a shopping mall and she showed us the sign and it said: Caution: Female drivers ahead I thought that was funny. I'd love to know where that sign is, haha.
Beast Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Is anyone going to come up with something? Where is The Fish?!
MoogleViper Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Rez did a picture for my thread so I'll do one for his. If this is the answer, what is the question? Half a bucket of SpaghettiOs.
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 What does Kerry Katona typically eat in quantites of 16.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 What is needed besides a breadslicer and Play Doh to create the ultimate doomsday device?
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2009 Author Posted January 7, 2009 What can you combine with half a bucket of pasta zero's to create a full bucket of luingine hoops. (?)
Jonnas Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Name a random product I would probably not eat with my bare hands
Beast Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 What is the name of the food that fills up half a bucket and is like spaghetti but shaped like an O?
Nintendohnut Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Name an ineffective tool for dousing a fire.
Chris the great Posted January 12, 2009 Posted January 12, 2009 what is the worst christmas pressant you recived?
MoogleViper Posted January 13, 2009 Posted January 13, 2009 Ok I'm gonna go with Chris teh Great on this one.
Chris the great Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 spiffing, i was just about to offer a second (what did jade goody serve for christmas dinner?) but thats now redundant. my question is, unlikly lines at a neo nazi rally.
ReZourceman Posted January 15, 2009 Author Posted January 15, 2009 "Hahhaha, man I love you guys. I havn't had this much fun since my Bar Mitzv...."
Beast Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 *sings* "I love you, you love me, We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"
Jonnas Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Step 1: Kill people that aren't us Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit!
triforcemario Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 "I'm a black, homosexual Jewish man. Can we be friends?"
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