Beast Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 "WARNING! WARNING! THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING!" "Why stop smoking? Why so serious?" "You are now entering a chav area, risk of infection = 98% innit blud" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 "Caution, this sign has sharp edges" (Although I think thats a real one) I remember receiving an e-mail that had quite a few unusual warnings. They were supposedly real, although I don't know if that was true. Examples: (Christmas Lights) "WARNING! These lights may only be used inside or outside of a building" (Bag of potato Chips) "ATTENTION! This bag contains potato chips." (A Chainsaw) "We remind you that, while the device is turned on, for safety purposes, do not let the saw near your hands, neck, or genitals." Honestly, I think Dannyboy's is still better than those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 caution! brian blessed in vacinity, ear protection is advised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Oh, I just remembered. One of my old Power Ranger Zords (That pyramid thingy...Pyramidas, I think?) has an unusual warning: "WARNING! Do not stand on toy!" I didn't understand what it said as a kid, but I found it a while ago and thought it was weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 "WARNING: if you have been stabbed, shot or ejected into space, breathing may not help prolong your life. In all other circumstances, breathing is advised." Haha, I loved that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 My old teacher, Mrs Roberts took a picture of a sign she found hilarious on her holiday in America. I think she said it was by a shopping mall and she showed us the sign and it said: Caution: Female drivers ahead I thought that was funny. I'd love to know where that sign is, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'll give this round to the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 *Pokes thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Is anyone going to come up with something? Where is The Fish?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Rez did a picture for my thread so I'll do one for his. If this is the answer, what is the question? Half a bucket of SpaghettiOs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 What does Kerry Katona typically eat in quantites of 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 What is needed besides a breadslicer and Play Doh to create the ultimate doomsday device? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 What can you combine with half a bucket of pasta zero's to create a full bucket of luingine hoops. (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Name a random product I would probably not eat with my bare hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 What is the name of the food that fills up half a bucket and is like spaghetti but shaped like an O? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Name an ineffective tool for dousing a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 what is the worst christmas pressant you recived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Ok I'm gonna go with Chris teh Great on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 spiffing, i was just about to offer a second (what did jade goody serve for christmas dinner?) but thats now redundant. my question is, unlikly lines at a neo nazi rally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 "Hahhaha, man I love you guys. I havn't had this much fun since my Bar Mitzv...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 *sings* "I love you, you love me, We're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 "Yo homeys, how's it hangin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Step 1: Kill people that aren't us Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 "Ooh, let's do manicure!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 "I'm a black, homosexual Jewish man. Can we be friends?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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