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Nope, Pinocchio's nose wouldn't grow if he said "not cake". "Cake" is not true, ergo "not cake" is true. Simple true/false logic.

 

Yeah i get that his nose would grow when he says cake, but what's funny about that?

 

I actually thought it was Molly who posted the question but never mind. At least now all my ReZ bumming makes sense.

 

Answer: 4 cakes, 3 pies, 2 burgers and a spoon.

 

What is the question?

 

(PS: Jokes about the katona family will not be tolerated :D)

 

 

What do you need to catch a fat kid.

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Yeah i get that his nose would grow when he says cake, but what's funny about that?

 

The game known as "Portal" features the phrase "The cake is a lie". That phrase became popular on the internet.

 

When you know the reference beforehand, it's funny. If someone explains it to you afterwards, it's not.

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How much time did it take to write, record and mix Britney Spears' new album, Circus?

 

How long does it take to measure a piece of string that is 300 cm long, but when measuring you are under strict instructions that you can only count 100cm per hour.

 

I think this should win. :heh:

 

How long does it take for a woman to go into a clothes shop, try everything on and then come out with nothing? :heh:

 

When getting ready to go out, if a woman says she'll just be a minute, how long does she really mean?

 

And these two are just not funny, too vulgar, they should lose.

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