ReZourceman Posted October 7, 2008 Author Share Posted October 7, 2008 What are the Katona family more commonly referred to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 "What did I receive on the 4th day of Christmas?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 What is the secret alchemist recipe for gold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Nope, Pinocchio's nose wouldn't grow if he said "not cake". "Cake" is not true, ergo "not cake" is true. Simple true/false logic. Yeah i get that his nose would grow when he says cake, but what's funny about that? I actually thought it was Molly who posted the question but never mind. At least now all my ReZ bumming makes sense. Answer: 4 cakes, 3 pies, 2 burgers and a spoon. What is the question? (PS: Jokes about the katona family will not be tolerated ) What do you need to catch a fat kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Yeah i get that his nose would grow when he says cake, but what's funny about that? The game known as "Portal" features the phrase "The cake is a lie". That phrase became popular on the internet. When you know the reference beforehand, it's funny. If someone explains it to you afterwards, it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted October 7, 2008 Share Posted October 7, 2008 Well no one explained the reference before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 Kerry Katona will sleep with anyone that offers her, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 What would there be none of if Jack Black played the role of Neo? He was the first...large...actor that popped into my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I said no Katona ones so Jonnas is the winrar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 Robbed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Woo! Go me! Answer: 3 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 How long does ReZ have a hard on for after meeting me? Continuing the the stiff theme; When watching a whole season of 24 back to back, what is the total time that Tellyn doesn't have an erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 How long does it take me to get over having a hard on after meeting Moogle. (Ill come up...tee...with proper ones soon. lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 How long does it takes to prove to your average American that there is a world outside of America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 8, 2008 Author Share Posted October 8, 2008 How long do peoples multiple orgasms usually last for if they are on the receiving end of ReZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Captain Falcon Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 When getting ready to go out, if a woman says she'll just be a minute, how long does she really mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 How long does phone sex take with steven hawking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 "The average male can last up to 3 minutes during sex. How long does the average male tell his girlfriend he can last?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 How long does phone sex take with steven hawking? Speaking from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Speaking from experience. Touche. (oop not 10 characters, oh there we go) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 How long does it take to measure a piece of string that is 300 cm long, but when measuring you are under strict instructions that you can only count 100cm per hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How long does it take for a woman to go into a clothes shop, try everything on and then come out with nothing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How much time did it take to write, record and mix Britney Spears' new album, Circus? How long does it take to measure a piece of string that is 300 cm long, but when measuring you are under strict instructions that you can only count 100cm per hour. I think this should win. How long does it take for a woman to go into a clothes shop, try everything on and then come out with nothing? When getting ready to go out, if a woman says she'll just be a minute, how long does she really mean? And these two are just not funny, too vulgar, they should lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 And these two are just not funny, too vulgar, they should lose. ... but they're true. (Sorry. ) I can't come up with anything right now that can beat those already posted. Have I mentioned lately that I love this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Have I mentioned lately that I love this thread? This thread is so awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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