ReZourceman Posted December 21, 2010 Author Share Posted December 21, 2010 "Gutted ReZourceman, I just punked you at Uncharted 2." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 This isn't "things you always hear". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Can I have your friend code? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted December 29, 2010 Share Posted December 29, 2010 "Haha! That teabagging you gave my dead body after knifing me from your camping position really underlined your obvious superiority over me! Well done!" Dannyboy-the-Dane is the Winzip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Lines That Would Really Ruin The Atmosphere At A Dinner Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 30, 2010 Author Share Posted December 30, 2010 This wine tastes like my fathers semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 "I invited Rez" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Charades. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Grandpa, get your salty nuts off the table! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 "Hi I'm ReZ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Who's up for some Comedy Rainbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 I had hoped for some more entries. Also, I appreciate more creative ideas. Anyway, this one is the winner: "I invited Rez" You turn, Jimbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I win something. Anyway... Worst thing to hear over a Supermarket Tannoy system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Could Tracy please go to Aisle 3 to help an old man with his plums. That's Tracy to Aisle 3... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 2, 2011 Author Share Posted January 2, 2011 Could a Mr Katona come to the pharmacist please, we have your wife. I don't know. Gimme some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Just noticed, it is in chelmsford they do this, my home town! Also LOL@ 24 hour store, press 1 to hear our hours :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Just noticed, it is in chelmsford they do this, my home town! Also LOL@ 24 hour store, press 1 to hear our hours :p I was going to post the same thing, damn you Ellmeister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 :p:santa: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 More entries required. I'll leave this open until a few more entries appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Customers are reminded that the store is now closing.. but none of you will be leaving! RELEASE THE HOUNDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Clean up in aisle sixty nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nekunando Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Sixty nine in the cleaning aisle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 This is a customer announcement. We have just been informed that all our milk supplies in the last month have been contaminated by semen. We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Oh yes! Yes! Ohhh...yes! Oh god! Ahhh! Oh god, oh god, yes! Ahhh...ooohh! Yes! Yes! Ah...wait! Oh shit, stop, I'm leaning on the, the PA syst... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 This is a customer announcement. We have just been informed that all our semen supplies in the last month have been contaminated by milk. We apologise for any inconvenience this has caused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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