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I'm going to be sick what with all the Kindergarten Cop quotes...

 

But "DERE IS NO BAAATHROOM!!!"

 

I think its time to turn DIS MOOSH into MUSCLES!

 

Haha, the ultimate Arnie film. It's so fucking funny.

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Jingle all the way!

 

Jingle all the fucking way

 

>.>

 

I liked it...

 

Even if it did have Anakin Skywalker in it. God, if I was Arnie, I couldn't have worked with that kid. I would've wanted to have bashed his face in with my raging and enormous biceps. Physically squash his head in my huge hands.

 

You think yowwre baaaaad. Yowwwre a faacking choir boy comparrred to mee! A CHOOIR BOOOIII!!

 

DA BRIDGE EES OUUUT!

what?

DA BRIDGE EES OUUUT!!!!

What?

*looks*

AHHHHH! THE BRIDGE IS OUT! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!

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YOU'RE FIRED.

 

Fuck Alan Sugar, that's what they need to play on the Apprentice. I'm not sure they already do, because I don't watch that shit.

 

Somebody watched True Lies yesterday. \o/

 

Or has a really good memory, either way.

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Gotta be Commando. I can never get tired of that film as it has so many prime Arnie quotes such as:

 

"Hey Sully, remember when I said I would kill you last"

"Yeah, that's right you said that"

"I LIED!"

*Drops off a cliff*

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We'll take Cook's caaar...

 

He won't be needing it.

 

And another great quote, even though it's from (President) Ranier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons Movie.

 

"I was elected to leeeeeeead. Not to reeeeeead!"

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I think for great quotes, The Running Man is up there as well:

 

"What happened to Buzzsaw?"

"Oh, he had to split!"

 

"Hey Christmas Treeeee!"

 

*Arnie brutally sets alight to some guy*

 

"What a hothead.."

 

My personal favourite from that film.

 

"HEY KILLIAAAAAAAAAAN!!! HEWRE'S SUB ZEWROOOOO... NOWWWW PLAIIIN ZERO!!"

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From Predator:

 

*Arnie skewers some goon with a combat knife through the chest*

 

'Stick around.'

 

 

strangely, this scene is cut from a few DVD releases, and the TV version of the film

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strangely, this scene is cut from a few DVD releases, and the TV version of the film

 

i saw Predator not too long ago on TV and that scene was completely in tact

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fuck. Must be my bad luck, then. I reckon ITV may be responsible.

 

no idea why that scene of so many is cut. man being knifed: unacceptable. Man having arm blown off that continues to spasm and fire a gun on the floor in slow mo: that's OK.

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fuck. Must be my bad luck, then. I reckon ITV may be responsible.

 

no idea why that scene of so many is cut. man being knifed: unacceptable. Man having arm blown off that continues to spasm and fire a gun on the floor in slow mo: that's OK.

 

Yeah, the DVD version I have has it cut as well! What gives?

 

Going back to Commando

 

"Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would save a lot of confusion."

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Does anyone know where I can find a soundboard with "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and such? I've been to the one on the Ventrilo Harrasment website, but for some reason it was missing that, alongside a few others.

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Does anyone know where I can find a soundboard with "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and such? I've been to the one on the Ventrilo Harrasment website, but for some reason it was missing that, alongside a few others.

I'm yet to find a Arnie soundboard with get to da choppa... Were I to look.

 

I've Arnie'd my friend Anna a few times. Mainly because she pisses me off when she rings me [Last time she rang me was to ask if I had any news...]

 

1:

 

2:

 

Both follow the same trend. There has been a third but it hasn't gone up because it isn't that great... I feel inspired to phone her again now...

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*Arnie brutally sets alight to some guy*

 

"What a hothead.."

 

My personal favourite from that film.

 

"HEY KILLIAAAAAAAAAAN!!! HEWRE'S SUB ZEWROOOOO... NOWWWW PLAIIIN ZERO!!"

 

Hahahaha. Mate, we've gotta watch that more often, its one of his best films.

 

"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to RAM it into your stomach and break your god-damn spiiiiiiiine!"

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Hot off the press of yesterday, Arnie Anna 3 & 4

 

3:

 

4:

 

There technically is a fifth where I unleashed the "pencils pencils pencils", but she went silent at the end.


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