Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man. HAHA! This has got to be a shoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Hahahaha, that is brilliant. And, at the same time, absolute bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Good effort, ReZ. ...I wonder if he's hydro-pumped her, yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man. Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Do we have to do into the details? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I wonder what he'll think when he comes back and views this discussion. I reckon we'll all get OBEs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I wonder if he waxed his dolphin beforehand like we suggested? Or if he's actually playing the Wii with her and we all took this way too out of context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I think the popularity of this thread mirrors King's experiences: we've had th climax, it's easing down now, and it all happened so fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Is it sad that rather than getting laid ourselves we're on a forum waiting to find out how someone else got on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Is it sad that rather than getting laid ourselves we're on a forum waiting to find out how someone else got on? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It's far more entertaining to await news like this on a forum than to be doing the act for yourself. Come on V, give her one from me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Is it sad that rather than getting laid ourselves we're on a forum waiting to find out how someone else got on? I'd like to think that, in a metaphorical and spiritual sense, we're all getting some right now. This is a moral victory for sexual predatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'd like to think that, in a metaphorical and spiritual sense, we're all getting some right now. This is a moral victory for sexual predatory. I'll be telling the lads at work that on Monday then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegoMan1031 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 lol, so funny rez! I vote this thread the thread of the year! (in terms of the amount of laughter i have got out of this). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'd like to think that, in a metaphorical and spiritual sense, we're all getting some right now. This is a moral victory for sexual predatory. King V is taking one for the team, it's as if the whole of NE is currently getting laid. What a legend he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Mcoy Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 The N-europe Saturday Night Loser Roster Taken at 09:23PM Mcoy demands to be added to this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Are we taking bets on how long the whole experience lasts? It's been an hour and 10 already, but from my own experiences of first times they've probably only just touched. So from first kiss to explosion, i'd say 45 minutes? Oh. And I also demand to be added to that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Mcoy demands to be added to this list Olympic Gamer enquires how you managed to quote it from Fierce Link, despite Olympic Gamer being the user who posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 King V is taking one for the team, it's as if the whole of NE is currently getting laid. What a legend he is. For some reason, that made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQItOROYlc Love's got the world in motion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 ReZ. That was really amazing. I laughed when I first read it, then I read it aloud to my g/f and I couldn't read all the way through it I was laughing so hard, there's literally tears in my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 ReZ. That was really amazing. I laughed when I first read it, then I read it aloud to my g/f and I couldn't read all the way through it I was laughing so hard, there's literally tears in my eyes. Haha, seriously, if King V never comes online here again we're all going to be pretty bad with ourselves, we've jinxed the poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 It's one of those things that gets funnier each time you read it. I read it once and thought "heh." Read it a second time, and then the third I was on the floor. "she's not moving and her head is wobbling about...I mean, I had sex with her again, but now I think there might be something wrong" Hahahahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portlett Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 ah well good luck King V, hope she's liking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GigaPlay Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Dear God, ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Poor King_V... Isn't it bad having one girls sexual expectations on your shoulders, without an entire forum community?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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