LegoMan1031 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 What a thread, wish I'd checked it sooner. My one piece of last minute advice is important.... Do not go down on her! Not cool on the first time, some girls don't like it anyway (at this age at least - I reckon most older ladies do simply coz they're more willing to try things) You have obviously met different women to me, all the women i seem to know love men going down on them! lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 ^ Virgins up ahead I'm presuming...Don't worry A_F your time will come. (But it's haram for you right? ;P) Hey, one last thing, do those Durex Perfoma condoms work? You know, the ones that are meant to....erm...prolong sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Never tried them, only the regular ones, but i know they like...numb your penis so it's less likely to 'shoot' off as it were... tbh just use normal, and relax ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 Never tried them, only the regular ones, but i know they like...numb your penis so it's less likely to 'shoot' off as it were... tbh just use normal, and relax ;D ...Okay. But i'll go with ribbed...For her pleasure ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 ...Okay. But i'll go with ribbed...For her pleasure ^^ At the cost of possible impotence? Go ahead, you suicidal maniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'll Paypal you £5 if you wee on her. My god, I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 My god, I lol'd. Obviously not as hard as I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 My god, I lol'd. Obviously not as hard as I did. LAUGHTER SHOW DOWN WHO LOL'D THE MOST? Seriously, who gives a fuck if you lol'd harder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 LAUGHTER SHOW DOWN WHO LOL'D THE MOST? Seriously, who gives a fuck if you lol'd harder? Coming soon to ITV1s Autumn line up! What? We gotta show something that people will watch between Britains got Talent, and X Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninty 182 Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820859 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820859 ROFL @ "OMG! I feel like your Grandma's watching us!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Only 3 hours to go until they start the shebang! I realise that also says she bang. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa It's all tense up in N-Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Only 3 hours to go until they start the shebang!It's all tense on N-Europe. Lol. I love this thread! It's like a pervese version of Big Brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I think your sig deserves to be, with a name change, the title of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 I think your sig deserves to be, with a name change, the title of this thread. All in good time... :yay: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olympic Gamer Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Would this thread be even more legendary if she turned out to be a trap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinmu Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 it would be even better if she finds this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Go ooooon, King Vagina! Give her one from the staff here at N-Europe. We're behind you every step of the way. Every kiss, every thrust, every orgasm that you both may have. Every step of the way! hoo haaar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 What a thread, wish I'd checked it sooner. My one piece of last minute advice is important.... Do not go down on her! Not cool on the first time, some girls don't like it anyway (at this age at least - I reckon most older ladies do simply coz they're more willing to try things) Just what this thread needed, a village idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Just what this thread needed, a village idiot. I agree, who told him women don't like receiving oral sex?? They must have gotten BAD oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 I agree, who told him women don't like receiving oral sex?? They must have gotten BAD oral sex. There you have it, from the mouth of a woman. Assuming you've had someone go down on you, that is. : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Men are so much more easy to please than women... Just a general statement I'm throwing in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 There you have it, from the mouth of a woman.Assuming you've had someone go down on you, that is. : peace: I'm sure the other girls will agree - It's nice when a man is keen to make an effort generally (not just sex) so it makes sense! @Fresh: I'll admit that can be true, but sometimes men can be hard to please Depends on the person as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Men are so much more easy to please than women... Just a general statement I'm throwing in here. So you're saying if King Vagina puts in a bad performance, he should turn to men? :p Anyhoo, I can't wait for the post he makes tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Would this thread be even more legendary if she turned out to be a trap? What like if there was a Venus fly trap down there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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