weeyellowbloke Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Zombie attempt to improve their public image with the "Love the undead (within reasonable moral grounds)" campaign.
Konfucius Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Almost too late Lisa found out that the shady looking guy with the dark glasses didn't mean it figuratively when he said it will cost her an arm and a leg.
Mr_Odwin Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 The fun way to deal with your menstrual cycle.
Fused King Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 The Japanese have the cherry blossom to tell when spring has arrived, the Americans.....well......
Retro_Link Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 "She ripped my balls clean off!!!" "It's true! I did!!"
dwarf Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 Sea sheriff's are too late; c*nts had already contaminated the beach.
Daft Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 The fun way to deal with your menstrual cycle. Disgusting. I have to award the win.
Fused King Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Bob Marley shot the sheriff, but not the deputy. No, he had other plans for the deputy, muhahahahahaha
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 In retrospect, Jeff probably went a bit too far with Paul's bachelor party.
dwarf Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Simon ran into the head mounted on a stick. After hallucinating, he discovered the real problem the boys were in. Don't steal spaghetti from the spaghetti monster.
ReZourceman Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Amy Winehouse was having a surprisingly good day.
Retro_Link Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Phil Collins: 'Not banging those drums anymore are you Dairy Milk Gorilla!'
Goafer Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Roger told Ralph and Piggy he would sharpen the stick at both ends. And he bloody well did. Someone must get the reference.
MoogleViper Posted January 25, 2010 Author Posted January 25, 2010 Yes LOTF... cultured I am! You mean you did GCSE English.
dwarf Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Roger told Ralph and Piggy he would sharpen the stick at both ends. And he bloody well did. Someone must get the reference. Mine was a LOTF reference, bitch!
Mr_Odwin Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Amy Winehouse was having a surprisingly good day. I crown this the winner.
Goafer Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Mine was a LOTF reference, bitch! I thought it might have been, but I dont remember a spaghetti monster!
dwarf Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 The 'gag' was that the moral had completely changed from the book to that particular picture. It looked like the dude was eating spaghetti in my eyes. Tbh I've killed any remnant of a joke within that post so its irrelevant now anyway. I think I do too many far-out references in my entries at the expense of all funniness.
Fused King Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 'Real women drink coffee with two hands and their eyes closed.'
Goafer Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I wouldn't want to be around when she opens here eyes and realises someone has stolen her legs.
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