weeyellowbloke Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Zombie attempt to improve their public image with the "Love the undead (within reasonable moral grounds)" campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Almost too late Lisa found out that the shady looking guy with the dark glasses didn't mean it figuratively when he said it will cost her an arm and a leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The fun way to deal with your menstrual cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The Japanese have the cherry blossom to tell when spring has arrived, the Americans.....well...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 "She ripped my balls clean off!!!" "It's true! I did!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Sea sheriff's are too late; c*nts had already contaminated the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 The fun way to deal with your menstrual cycle. Disgusting. I have to award the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Sorry for the delay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Bob Marley shot the sheriff, but not the deputy. No, he had other plans for the deputy, muhahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 In retrospect, Jeff probably went a bit too far with Paul's bachelor party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Simon ran into the head mounted on a stick. After hallucinating, he discovered the real problem the boys were in. Don't steal spaghetti from the spaghetti monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Amy Winehouse was having a surprisingly good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Phil Collins: 'Not banging those drums anymore are you Dairy Milk Gorilla!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 The Cannibal's version of a toffee apple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Roger told Ralph and Piggy he would sharpen the stick at both ends. And he bloody well did. Someone must get the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro_Link Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Yes LOTF... cultured I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 25, 2010 Author Share Posted January 25, 2010 Yes LOTF... cultured I am! You mean you did GCSE English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Roger told Ralph and Piggy he would sharpen the stick at both ends. And he bloody well did. Someone must get the reference. Mine was a LOTF reference, bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Odwin Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Amy Winehouse was having a surprisingly good day. I crown this the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Mine was a LOTF reference, bitch! I thought it might have been, but I dont remember a spaghetti monster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 The 'gag' was that the moral had completely changed from the book to that particular picture. It looked like the dude was eating spaghetti in my eyes. Tbh I've killed any remnant of a joke within that post so its irrelevant now anyway. I think I do too many far-out references in my entries at the expense of all funniness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 I crown this the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 'Real women drink coffee with two hands and their eyes closed.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I wouldn't want to be around when she opens here eyes and realises someone has stolen her legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 "I take it black, like my men." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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