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Sorry for failure, I can't find it without Falcon (nicked it off facebook), so just assume he isn't there.

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American photographer:

These are the holding bays where we store the African snacks, at this point we were just waiting for Diego's trademark tongue manoeuvre to inform us he was ready to perform his rib-cage massacre royale. If he didn't do this we probably wouldn't be prepared to film it live due to the ethical issue of not alerting our US viewers to this special attack, as it can cause psychological harm. Thankfully most of the harm is inflicted on the snacks.

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Special needs tiger forced into window cleaning.

 

Hungry cat drowns in own saliva.

 

Family-run Taiwanese aquarium tricked into buying "new breed of fish".

 

It was a close one but the winner is... *drum roll*

 

Rez.

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After a hard day at the office, Anne got into a nice warm bath and washed her makeup off. As she tucked into her favourite chocolate bar, she reflected on her day. "I really should spend every day blacked up" she thought.

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I want to play a game. You are a dirty slut, always sucking dick and flashing your boobs around in nightclubs, earning a living in the way you promised against when your father had asked you not to. You were caught by the paparazzi, and your respectable chocolate-factory-owning father was ruined. He had to endure suffering you couldn't possibly imagine, his career was shattered and he was teabagged by his friends.

 

Now, it is your turn to experience this nightmare.

 

For the next minute, with each passing second, one more of his delicious Aero bars will be liquidised and added to this tub that you are bound to. You never did have many skills Katie, but as a whore you always did make sure to swallow. You need to use this skill now more than ever, unless you want to drown in daddy's success.

 

Let the game begin.

Not sure what I was on during this

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Seeing as others are having more than one go:

 

The DVD and Bluray of "This is It" is rumoured to have a controversial bonus feature, "Bathtime Bleach: The exact moment Michael Jackson lost all his skin pigment"


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