Nicktendo Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 (edited) Sorry for failure, I can't find it without Falcon (nicked it off facebook), so just assume he isn't there. Edited November 13, 2009 by Nicktendo Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 David Cameron was tricked into walking into an invisible bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Right, lets get this going again. GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Oooooh thats a tough one. Not an easy one. Easy tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 The sequel to "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" came as a shock to the locals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Special needs tiger forced into window cleaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Hungry cat drowns in own saliva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Family-run Taiwanese aquarium tricked into buying "new breed of fish". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 Jane was relieved to find out what her husband had meant when he said he was taking the kids to see "a big wet pussy." I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Jane was relieved to find out what her husband had meant when he said he was taking the kids to see "a big wet pussy."I'll get my coat. No man, that was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 For the first time ever, someone was allowed to enter North-Korea and take ONE picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 American photographer: These are the holding bays where we store the African snacks, at this point we were just waiting for Diego's trademark tongue manoeuvre to inform us he was ready to perform his rib-cage massacre royale. If he didn't do this we probably wouldn't be prepared to film it live due to the ethical issue of not alerting our US viewers to this special attack, as it can cause psychological harm. Thankfully most of the harm is inflicted on the snacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Special needs tiger forced into window cleaning. Hungry cat drowns in own saliva. Family-run Taiwanese aquarium tricked into buying "new breed of fish". It was a close one but the winner is... *drum roll* Rez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Good round I felt. Hopefully this isn't too shit. Let me know if its shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 Good round I felt. Hopefully this isn't too shit. Let me know if its shit. That's a joke in itself. Nothing else needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 One girl, one tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 After a hard day at the office, Anne got into a nice warm bath and washed her makeup off. As she tucked into her favourite chocolate bar, she reflected on her day. "I really should spend every day blacked up" she thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 2, 2010 Share Posted January 2, 2010 "So is this the new botox?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Marmite's secret ingredient finally revealed - dismembered hooker's corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 The secret to making aero bubbles. Bet you wish you hadn't felt them melt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Follow through; why you don't fart in the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 (edited) I want to play a game. You are a dirty slut, always sucking dick and flashing your boobs around in nightclubs, earning a living in the way you promised against when your father had asked you not to. You were caught by the paparazzi, and your respectable chocolate-factory-owning father was ruined. He had to endure suffering you couldn't possibly imagine, his career was shattered and he was teabagged by his friends. Now, it is your turn to experience this nightmare. For the next minute, with each passing second, one more of his delicious Aero bars will be liquidised and added to this tub that you are bound to. You never did have many skills Katie, but as a whore you always did make sure to swallow. You need to use this skill now more than ever, unless you want to drown in daddy's success. Let the game begin. Not sure what I was on during this Edited January 3, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Seeing as others are having more than one go: The DVD and Bluray of "This is It" is rumoured to have a controversial bonus feature, "Bathtime Bleach: The exact moment Michael Jackson lost all his skin pigment" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 The results of Rosemary's colonic irrigation were quite unexpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Wow, these are unexpectedly funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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