Supergrunch Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 *starts up the university of NE* *becomes chancellor*
Oxigen_Waste Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I would no doubt hang out with Oxigen & The Bard and we would throw rocks at old man ReZourceman's house. That sounds fun. : peace:
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'd be some sort of researcher, very geeky. Knows everything about some things and nothing about everything else. Likes to read and would probably hang around LazyBoy a lot, as I would have a hard time with the girls, too. Sadly, apart from the researcher thing, it's all true. :p
gaggle64 Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'd be the local preacher, skulking in the local church wondering why people only turn up when 'Songs of Praise' are in town.
Roostophe Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 Well it better be a bloody Irish bar!!!! I'd be your best customer! Won't be Irish or British. It'll just be a pub. Our public house. N-E's public house. The Jordan & Letty. That's what it'll be called.
MoogleViper Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'd be the village rapist. Naughty naughty.
Guest Stefkov Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'd be the village rapist. Naughty naughty. I hope you wear your uniform.
Guest bluey Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 can i be in charge of the village duck pond...?
MoogleViper Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I hope you wear your uniform. Pffft I don't wear clothes. Lol, Resetti! In winter each day there would be two snowballs lying around which you could make me from. If you make me in good proportions why then I would bestow upon you a piece of the snowmans furniture range. The thing is, I dunno what I'd be up to the rest of the year? Water?
Strider Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'd be the village prostitute, abit like the village rapist but more professional. I'd have a the power of seduction and be able to shoot lubricant out of my wrists like spiderman does with his webs.
MoogleViper Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'd be the village prostitute, abit like the village rapist but more professional. I'd have a the power of seduction and be able to shoot lubricant out of my wrists like spiderman does with his webs. Yeah but you wouldn't get any customers. People would just hang around near me and get it for free.
Strider Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 Yeah but you wouldn't get any customers. People would just hang around near me and get it for free. I'm both STD free and shoot lube out my wrists, that must be worth something.
Guest Stefkov Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 I'm both STD free and shoot lube out my wrists, that must be worth something. I'll buy it/you.
Rummy Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 I'd purchase Strider's services, I'm much classier than rape! Though I do like you r suggestion of darksnowman being water, as it made me think of him being the village's weather lol.
Cube Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 I'll be the quiet guy who watches everything from the sidelines.
killthenet Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 I will buy your village and rule you like a damnhellass king. For exactly one week.
jayseven Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 ok I changed my mind - I want to be that guy from the village that LEAVES this crazy place.
killthenet Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 Sorry man, AshMat already took dibs on that position earlier tonight.
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 We should draw our houses in the village using ms paint. Then someone can put them all together and form a village.
Guest Stefkov Posted February 17, 2008 Posted February 17, 2008 Sorry man, AshMat already took dibs on that position earlier tonight. Haha good one. I've changed my mind. I want to run the People's Front of N-Europe.
Rummy Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Sorry man, AshMat already took dibs on that position earlier tonight. Hahaha, brilliant! ok I changed my mind - I want to be that guy from the village that LEAVES this crazy place. I'm sorry sir, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! Who's gonna be our border guard/immigration control? EDIT:Would you believe, in my boredem I actually just drew myself a little mansion house in paint, complete with purple garage and black cat(i have neither irl).
Intensity Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 Can I Join!? The position of village whore really appeals to me. I wanna be the equal to what Britt Ekland is to The Wicker Man community to the N-Europe village!!! Do sex dances and stuff
Roostophe Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 For some reason, I decided to make a pic of my pub:
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