ReZourceman Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Ollie said: Just watched the smash bros one, and I have to say, that guys a cock. I don't even care for smash bros, don't even have a Wii, but he is a class one knob! He only does it for the lolz....
Ollie Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 ReZourceman said: He only does it for the lolz.... But I didn't lol
Dan_Dare Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Ollie said: Not especially, got a DS and an Xbox. well then what's the issue? he's a reviewer giving his opinion, doing it for laughs sure, but his points aren't pure fantasy. especially those about fanboys etc, not to mention the...dubious depth of the controls and the average match of smash bros.
ReZourceman Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Ollie said: But I didn't lol Well just because you don't have a sense of humour, doesn't make this guy a cock.
Ollie Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Dan Dare said: well then what's the issue? he's a reviewer giving his opinion, doing it for laughs sure, but his points aren't pure fantasy. especially those about fanboys etc, not to mention the...dubious depth of the controls and the average match of smash bros. ReZourceman said: Well just because you don't have a sense of humour, doesn't make this guy a cock. Well my review of him is that he is a cock and thats my opinion.
Dan_Dare Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 you're failing at the first hurlde of criticism by proving no substance to back yourself up with
Kirkatronics Posted May 7, 2008 Author Posted May 7, 2008 Ollie said: Just watched the smash bros one, and I have to say, that guys a cock. I don't even care for smash bros, don't even have a Wii, but he is a class one knob!Hes a great reviewer, nothing he says is usually wrong its just every bodies bad oppinions of stuff lol. ReZourceman said: He only does it for the lolz.... ^and this is true
Goron_3 Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Ollie said: Just watched the smash bros one, and I have to say, that guys a cock. I don't even care for smash bros, don't even have a Wii, but he is a class one knob! Lol, go watch the assasins creed review. Sums up perfectly what ZP is about.
Kirkatronics Posted May 7, 2008 Author Posted May 7, 2008 YAY! http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4878-Zero-Punctuation-Mailbag-Showdown
Ollie Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Ok fine, I'll watch some more, but until then I'm not convinced.
Kirkatronics Posted May 7, 2008 Author Posted May 7, 2008 I loved this one even though it wasnt realy about a game, more of the people like him ^ XD All i can say is great timing Ben :p
Jonnas Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 LOL! Troll comments. I'm clearly surprised he didn't correct the word "contols" in that first letter. I thought it was the most clearly obvious. Still, clearly the funniest in a while.
Kirkatronics Posted May 7, 2008 Author Posted May 7, 2008 Jonnas said: LOL! Troll comments. I'm clearly surprised he didn't correct the word "contols" in that first letter. I thought it was the most clearly obvious. Still, clearly the funniest in a while. I love them all, they have me in stiches
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 That was hilarious. Probably his best video so far. It's funny, if not too surprising, that his Brawl review got the most complaints from man children who seem genuinely insulted that he doesn't like a game. Some of those letters were just pants-on-head retarded. Did they actually watch his review?
Dan_Dare Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Haha loved the teachers pen thing he did. A man after my own heart.
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 "I'm not a fanbYES YOU ARE." Reveal hidden contents "...if I put people's balls in my mouth, I'd be a prostitute... or.. a Gamespot employee..."
Jonnas Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Ah, yes, the Gamespot part was so unexpected, yet true (although I never liked that GS reviewer). "You want numbers? I'll give you a number. 4k you!"
gaggle64 Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 I'm glad he pointed out the by-and-large pointlessness of numerical review scores and their seemingly irresistible attraction to retards.
Dan_Dare Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 I believe edge did an issue without scores once. It was quite interesting, and ddin't really change the review all that much.
Coolness Bears Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 Haha! That was class! A great gamespot dig and the letters he got were just plain stupid!!!
Shino Posted May 7, 2008 Posted May 7, 2008 This one was really good, you can tell he was inspired. But I still feel somewhat disappointed with the Brawl review.
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