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Yeah, these would work if Harry Potter was a book that people were ashamed to read.

 

It's not exclusively a children's book, and the success of the series shows that.

 

 

But yeah, they are pretty funny.

 

I love the randomness of Memoirs of a Shark Fucker.

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Yeah, these would work if Harry Potter was a book that people were ashamed to read.

 

I would be embarassed to read it on a train. It is pretty much at a children's level, even if many adults have read it.

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AWESOME website!!

 

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How to survive a robot apocalypse:

 

Various methods have been suggested by science-fiction, from having sex with Linda Hamilton to teaching the master computer how to love. Since we've already showed the computer we suck at love and Ms. Hamilton probably won't be up for it, we recommend boats.

Yes, boats. Robot survival strategy is remarkably like zombie survival strategy: If you're desperately firing a shotgun through a window while the enemy pours through the back door, you're already screwed. And like zombies, the initial wave of robots will be slow, and hindered by water. We've reviewed over a dozen hours of robot apocalypse movies and have yet to see a robot swim.

So, we'll spend the next three generations living miserable lives on our floating water cities while robot jets roar across the skies. And they'll feel pity for us. When some robotic Gandhi reaches out a hand of peace, we'll cry a little, rise on trembling legs, then lunge at him and inject his silicon veins with a virus that brings the entire robot network down forever.

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