Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[Wesley]

"Is it a bird... Is it a plane... wait no it's a... shit, that yours?"

[Slaggis]

"You've been framed here I come!"

 

 

Wes, yours made me lol!

[ReZourceman]

"Heh. Hate to be that babies mother....Oh..."

[rapunzel]

Don't worry, it's already dead

 

or

 

Twenty quid says it doesn't bounce

 

or

 

I see you had Michael Jackson as a baby sitter

 

or

 

Well you know the old saying, what goes up eventually comes down...

[Guest Stefkov]

I think I'll leave it till later and pick the winner later tonight.

I think all of the situations should be given a day, just to let everoyne have a go if people are wanting to have a go.

[Cube]

"Don't worry. Spend a night with me and you'll soon have a new one."

[EchoDesiato]

"What are you screaming about? You wanted an abortion. This is the same, just...later."

[jayseven]

I'm so gay for you right now.

 

I don't know what the situation is. But it had to be said.

[Guest Stefkov]

Echo your go.

 

it's worn out and that was the best.

[ReZourceman]

Echo your go.

 

it's work out and that was the best.

 

I Lolled!

[Guest Stefkov]

I don't understand but I lol aswell. just a spelling mistake...?

[ReZourceman]

Laughed out loud, literally extremely decent! = Lolled.

[EchoDesiato]

You've been caught jerking off to a porn genre of your choice.

 

Be creative, you get the choose the genre AND what you'll say.

[ipaul]

Didn't we already do the 'get caught wanking' one =/

[EchoDesiato]

Really? Sorry about that, haven't really been following this thread that much. Give me some time to come up with a different one.

 

EDIT:

 

My God I have a sick mind:

 

You're on a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupts in your trousers. The stench and the overall grossness makes nearly every passenger barf. So, what are you gonna say?

[ipaul]

Wait a minute, whats this?! One of me, 30 of you? I make that Pimms o clock dont you?!

Sorry I just had to do that

[Guest Stefkov]

'Man it's like Niagra Falls down there'

[ipaul]

*Looks at person eating Mcdonalds 'Dam, must have been that Mcdonalds I had about a half hour ago'

[kiwikid]

I work for a citizenship office here in NZ and we have ceremonies for people who have been appointed new citizens. One applicant who was from Iraq just recieved his certificate of Citizenship and my team leader congratulated him with the following comments, "You must be so pleased to finally be a Kiwi citizen. You can wake up each moring and not worry about having a bomb go off in your back yard" God I just stood there cringing, while the poor applicant just nervously laughed the comment off. It's not the first innapropriate comment she's made during a citizenship ceremony.

[Mr_Odwin]

I work for a citizenship office here in NZ and we have ceremonies for people who have been appointed new citizens. One applicant who was from Iraq just recieved his certificate of Citizenship and my team leader congratulated him with the following comments, "You must be so pleased to finally be a Kiwi citizen. You can wake up each moring and not worry about having a bomb go off in your back yard" God I just stood there cringing, while the poor applicant just nervously laughed the comment off. It's not the first innapropriate comment she's made during a citizenship ceremony.

 

Interesting, but not really in keeping with the purpose of the thread.

[EchoDesiato]

Interesting, but not really in keeping with the purpose of the thread.

 

I beg to differ:

 

I work for a citizenship office here in NZ and we have ceremonies for people who have been appointed new citizens. One applicant who was from Iraq just recieved his certificate of Citizenship and my team leader congratulated him with the following comments, "You must be so pleased to finally be a Kiwi citizen. You can wake up each moring and not worry about having a bomb go off in your back yard" God I just stood there cringing, while the poor applicant just nervously laughed the comment off. It's not the first innapropriate comment she's made during a citizenship ceremony.

[rapunzel]

it wasn't me...

[Mr_Odwin]

I beg to differ:

 

We're supposed to post about the situation that the "current winner" poster has given.

Anyways ... moving on.

[EchoDesiato]

We're supposed to post about the situation that the "current winner" poster has given.

Anyways ... moving on.

 

I was hoping someone'd see the humour in that...

[kiwikid]

Sorry guys, I didn't realize I was supposed to comment on the above post. My mistake.