Wesley Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 "Is it a bird... Is it a plane... wait no it's a... shit, that yours?"
Slaggis Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 "You've been framed here I come!" Wes, yours made me lol!
ReZourceman Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 "Heh. Hate to be that babies mother....Oh..."
rapunzel Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Don't worry, it's already dead or Twenty quid says it doesn't bounce or I see you had Michael Jackson as a baby sitter or Well you know the old saying, what goes up eventually comes down...
Guest Stefkov Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I think I'll leave it till later and pick the winner later tonight. I think all of the situations should be given a day, just to let everoyne have a go if people are wanting to have a go.
Cube Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 "Don't worry. Spend a night with me and you'll soon have a new one."
EchoDesiato Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 "What are you screaming about? You wanted an abortion. This is the same, just...later."
jayseven Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I'm so gay for you right now. I don't know what the situation is. But it had to be said.
Guest Stefkov Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Echo your go. it's worn out and that was the best.
ReZourceman Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 Echo your go. it's work out and that was the best. I Lolled!
Guest Stefkov Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I don't understand but I lol aswell. just a spelling mistake...?
ReZourceman Posted December 11, 2007 Author Posted December 11, 2007 Laughed out loud, literally extremely decent! = Lolled.
EchoDesiato Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 You've been caught jerking off to a porn genre of your choice. Be creative, you get the choose the genre AND what you'll say.
ipaul Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Didn't we already do the 'get caught wanking' one =/
EchoDesiato Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Really? Sorry about that, haven't really been following this thread that much. Give me some time to come up with a different one. EDIT: My God I have a sick mind: You're on a crowded subway, when suddenly explosive diarrhea erupts in your trousers. The stench and the overall grossness makes nearly every passenger barf. So, what are you gonna say?
ipaul Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Wait a minute, whats this?! One of me, 30 of you? I make that Pimms o clock dont you?! Sorry I just had to do that
Guest Stefkov Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 'Man it's like Niagra Falls down there'
ipaul Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 *Looks at person eating Mcdonalds 'Dam, must have been that Mcdonalds I had about a half hour ago'
kiwikid Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I work for a citizenship office here in NZ and we have ceremonies for people who have been appointed new citizens. One applicant who was from Iraq just recieved his certificate of Citizenship and my team leader congratulated him with the following comments, "You must be so pleased to finally be a Kiwi citizen. You can wake up each moring and not worry about having a bomb go off in your back yard" God I just stood there cringing, while the poor applicant just nervously laughed the comment off. It's not the first innapropriate comment she's made during a citizenship ceremony.
Mr_Odwin Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I work for a citizenship office here in NZ and we have ceremonies for people who have been appointed new citizens. One applicant who was from Iraq just recieved his certificate of Citizenship and my team leader congratulated him with the following comments, "You must be so pleased to finally be a Kiwi citizen. You can wake up each moring and not worry about having a bomb go off in your back yard" God I just stood there cringing, while the poor applicant just nervously laughed the comment off. It's not the first innapropriate comment she's made during a citizenship ceremony. Interesting, but not really in keeping with the purpose of the thread.
EchoDesiato Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Interesting, but not really in keeping with the purpose of the thread. I beg to differ: I work for a citizenship office here in NZ and we have ceremonies for people who have been appointed new citizens. One applicant who was from Iraq just recieved his certificate of Citizenship and my team leader congratulated him with the following comments, "You must be so pleased to finally be a Kiwi citizen. You can wake up each moring and not worry about having a bomb go off in your back yard" God I just stood there cringing, while the poor applicant just nervously laughed the comment off. It's not the first innapropriate comment she's made during a citizenship ceremony.
Mr_Odwin Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 I beg to differ: We're supposed to post about the situation that the "current winner" poster has given. Anyways ... moving on.
EchoDesiato Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 We're supposed to post about the situation that the "current winner" poster has given.Anyways ... moving on. I was hoping someone'd see the humour in that...
kiwikid Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Sorry guys, I didn't realize I was supposed to comment on the above post. My mistake.
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