Guest Stefkov Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 So I wonder what dead baby tastes like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 The doctor shoves a stick into the fetus and while using the fetus as a puppet, says "Why do you hate me mommy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Stef already won this one! Nice one. My attempt: You: "Soo what are you guys going to do tonight?" Doctor and Nurse: "Work, you?" You: "Have unprotected sex with my boyfriend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "I falcon punched the hell out of that fetus" I'll try to keep my comments in these thread related to Captain Falcon and the knee. The doctor shoves a stick into the fetus and while using the fetus as a puppet, says "Why do you hate me mommy?" DING DING DING! We have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 A dead baby you didn't want? Me with my hands covered in blood? I make that Pimms o' clock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroScap Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "Next time maybe I won't let my toddler play for me" Maybe later you can play with my "toddler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Alrighty. You just got an abortion and your in the room with the nurse and doctor. Doctor: Do I still have to pay child benefits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 (Shinos was awesome) ------ Nurse ; "He has your eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 The doctor shoves a stick into the fetus and while using the fetus as a puppet, says "Why do you hate me mommy?" Shino takes the gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Here goes. You're in your room jerking off, and one of your parents storms in, at the EXACT moment you cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Muummy! It's bleeding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Videogames and Satan made me too it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I swear I was thinking of you the whole time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Want some milk in your coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyguy Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 *Orquard silence* "well, i guess there goes my pocket money" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I swear I was thinking of you the whole time! pfff ahah good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 Can you pass me the tissues? ------------ Son, dont worry. It is completely natural to experiment like this at your age. Now have you tried inserting a finger into your anal passage? ------------ Son ; "Can you please ask before you come in here?!" Father ; "Well you clearly didnt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "I didn't mean to do it, it just fell into my hand... repeatedly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I was just trying to get a piece of chocolate off, it didn't make it easy so milk came out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I swear I was thinking of you the whole time! Hilarious, you win! The other ones were pretty funny too, high quality round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 6, 2007 Author Share Posted December 6, 2007 That was a hard one IMO (No pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Hmm let's see, You walk into a changing room in a swimming centre and as you walk in to a cubicle, there is already someone naked about to put on their costume(male or female) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "Getting dressed already? I've only just got here." "Man I wish mine was as big as that." "Well it's a tight squeeze in here." "That's the way I like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Son ; "Can you please ask before you come in here?!" Father ; "Well you clearly didnt." Ahahaa, great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 "My dream is coming true." "This is just like that porno I watched last nigh, except you're a man instead of a woman. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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