Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[Tellyn]

You come in straight after his last patient and see him giving the dental equipment a little wipe on his pants.

 

That's not something inappropriate to say, but rather to do.

[Shino]

"There's more pubic hair in here, than in my crotch."

[ReZourceman]

ReZ you should pick a winner and then they should pick the next one.

 

I chose you, for the ones that made me laugh the most.

 

Special mention to Flinkys RIVER OF SLIME!

[EchoDesiato]

Dentist: I also do rectal examinations! In fact, I did one 2 minutes ago.

[Calza]

Dentist: I also do rectal examinations! In fact, I did one 2 minutes ago.

 

"Ohh would you look at that, I forgot to change gloves"

 

By this point his hand is halfway down your throat.

[BeerMonkey]

Dentist - MANNNNNN your mom was good last night....DAMN!!

[mcj metroid]

"and that's the tooth"

 

*laughs*

 

"oops i left the gas on"

[MoogleViper]

Ok next situation:

 

You have just come out of the cubicle in the mens toilet and the guy form the next cubicle comes out.

 

(if you are a woman then just reverse it.)

[The fish]

The classic: "Do NOT go in there!"

[AshMat]

Stickiest, wank, ever!

[EchoDesiato]

Your pooping sounds turn me on.

[The fish]

"Hey, I was watching you over the top of the cubicle wall, and you are rather well endowed, my friend! Say, do you mind of I get a close look?"

[MoogleViper]

"I wish the glory hole was on your side of the cubicle."

[Coolness Bears]

"and that's the tooth"

 

*laughs*

 

"oops i left the gas on"

 

Woot! I love that simpsons episode.

[Konfucius]

"Excuse me good Sir. I have a hamster up my arse and I can't get it out. Could you possibly give me a hand?"

[ShadowV7]

Damn I think that whore game me an STD.

I tried peeing without a hand, but it went everywhere.

 

*Walk out and turn around to cubicle*

Yea so it's £50 an hour then? I'll just wash my hands then get my wallet.

[BeerMonkey]

*hey i got a idea lets hide in the vents and when the next person comes in lets drop on him as hes taking a shit

[MoogleViper]

*Walk out and turn around to cubicle*

Yea so it's £50 an hour then? I'll just wash my hands then get my wallet.

 

"So I owe you a fiver then."

 

The winner is EchoDesiato.

[EchoDesiato]

You're a doctor, and you have to tell your patient he/she has aids.

 

Go.

[Roostophe]

"Er...have you ever been to Africa?"

[Ramar]

*puts on Team America*

 

"Explains it better than my many years of medical knowledge."

[triforcemario]

"I think I have Prostate cancer, can you come and take a look?"

[thirtynine.]

I was on a date type thing, there was an awkward silence.

So i filled it with this gem

"The other night when i was watching bangbus i saw the most hilarious thing"

She replied

"What is bangbus"

The akward silence continued to be silent when i refused to explain.

[Guest Stefkov]

You see this hard thing. I'm gonna shove it in ya. In ya deep and hard.

Then I'll be inside ya, wearing ya like a glove.

That's what aids feels like.

[McPhee]

"Somebodys been shagging a cheap whore again! And let me guess, you didn't think you needed a rubber?"

 

or

 

"Nurse, £50 says this man is dead before the year ends. You in?"