Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[AshMat]

"Who are you? What year is it? Who's the president? Don't go in there you'll disrupt the temporal field creating a warp distortion. Why this looks like the inside of an early 21st century locomotive vehicle. Noooooo, I've gone to far back."

 

It's not my turn to pick.

But this one made me laugh pretty hard.

[Strider]

"Who are you? What year is it? Who's the president? Don't go in there you'll disrupt the temporal field creating a warp distortion. Why this looks like the inside of an early 21st century locomotive vehicle. Noooooo, I've gone to far back."

 

You win.

 

Congratulations.

[ReZourceman]

Updated!

 

Leaderboard

 

MoogleViper 3

 

EchoDesiato 2

ShadowV7 2

 

EEVILMURRAY 1

Mundi 1

Shino 1

iPaul 1

Ellmeister 1

Stefkov 1

Strider 1

weeyellowbloke 1

[weeyellowbloke]

Woohoo, right now I need to think of a situation then.

 

Hmmm, alright. You bump into your mum as you walk out of a sex shop.

[ipaul]

I've just been doing my christmas shopping for you mother!

 

I was just buying something for the prostitute I'm with tonight.

[Patch]

Appropriate

"Hey, er, that wasn't the newsagents."

 

Inappropriate

"Can you believe they've sold out of the ten-inchers?"

[AshMat]

"SEX IS HALF OFF!!"

[MoogleViper]

"Hey save it for tonight."

[Jonnas]

Hey, mom I... Wait a sec, what are YOU doing in front of a sex shop?

[MoogleViper]

"Mum Which one othese Dildos do you think my girlfriend will prefer?"

"Well I love it when your father pleasures me with the black one."

 

I feel ill now.

[EEVILMURRAY]

"I told you it was my turn to buy the Slide and Ride"

[Guest Stefkov]

'Mum? I swear I just saw you in the store. Wait a minute you were on the cover of one!'

[MoogleViper]

"Mum, dad told you not to come in here anymore. You are spending way too much money."

[EchoDesiato]

"Hey mom, I just bought some anal beads. Wanna try them out?"

[MoogleViper]

"Mum I'd recommend the romping rabbit. And get a butt plug for dad, I'm getting tired."

[ipaul]

I just bought this sexy little number for my girlfriend, but I'd prefer to see you in it.

 

Fucks sake....ah mum! You'll know where I can get some decent dildos right?

[AshMat]

I just bought this sexy little number for my girlfriend, but I'd prefer to see you in it.

 

that one made me do this:

...

:|

:/

Ewwwww

[ShadowV7]

"Now you just went and spoiled your Santa dildo. Good going mum. Least I was thinking of getting rid of your sexual frustration since Dad doesn't seem to be capable of it."

[ipaul]

You think the dildos in there are big you should see my cock!

[AshMat]

"...

THIS is because YOU couldn't birth me with a bigger one!!"

[Guest Stefkov]

Hey mum, dad's waiting in there for you to try on some of those strap ons.

[Emasher]

*Screams like a bunny(from rayman raving rabbids) while holding dildos in both hands**runs away*

[Iun]

"...it's all your fault mum, all your fault."

[weeyellowbloke]

I just bought this sexy little number for my girlfriend, but I'd prefer to see you in it.

 

Fucks sake....ah mum! You'll know where I can get some decent dildos right?

 

A winner is you! Pure filth, I am both shocked and amazed at your gutter based mind.

[ipaul]

Huzzah!! I won another =)

 

Alright lets see....

 

You and many others are about to cross the road when the old women next to you slips on the ice and falls over.