Posted October 31, 2005 News from YorkshireExtract from the Yorkshire Evening Post: "A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire. Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind. "The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road. Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me." He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency. His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed. Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness You can't make this stuff up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 aw man thats just sick, the dog pulled my trousers down O.o aye sure it did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 Thats bloody brilliant, i hope the dog used protection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 Hahhahaha, that is fucking HARDCORE. More can be found on the Internet! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 haha one of a kind lol once my friends dog started humping my leg cause i was the only one at the party petting him haha and he followed me all around the house lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 ahahahahaha i saw on a show on dumb and dumberer or sumthin... a farmer was refillin the cow feed and a bull tried to hump him from behind... wahahahaha.... so it could have been true that the dog tried to do him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 hahahahaha ................WTF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 That's just crazy but possible and funny - if you don't have to witness it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 blimey, his defense was that the dog pulled down his trousers! hahaaaaaaa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 I'd think it was even funnier if I'd witnessed it. Seriously, that shit is 'whip-out-your-camera-phone" time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 LOL! If only someone had got it on a video....not that I'd watch it :wink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted October 31, 2005 Heh, I watched a program ages ago (probably on channel 5) which had some story similar to this where a woman in America was raped by a dog when she 'accidently' fell over in front of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 haha that is probably the greatest article i have ever read. Hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 He couldn't have forced the dog to become erect and penetrate his drunk ass. The dog must have taken some incentive. Would've been funny as hell to have been one of the motorists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 Strangely arousing, I'll guess he'll just have to ask his prison inmates to bark when they're sodomizing him in there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 LOL. Awesome! this is just classic. Bravo!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 ah, i see, thats were ther all coming from. ? do the dogs provide them with the nike skull caps, as the drunks they rape,,,,, have no money to provide for their ofspring?????????????????????????????????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 man that is gross yet really funny but i feel sorry for the two people who saw it just watching it would be wrong. and that poor dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 Brings a whole new meaning to 'getting drunk and shagging a dog'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 why the side of the road was he THAT horny looking at the dog that he had to fuk it right there and then so people can see...weirdo that judge should have sentenced him to stay at a dog pound Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 Brings a whole new meaning to 'getting drunk and shagging a dog'. What was the old meaning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 1, 2005 What was the old meaning? I believe it was getting drunk and shagging some one that is of the ugly variety. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
