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Kay, just stuck a banana up my arse.

 

Nothing happened.

 

 

 

 

 

Should I take it out yet?

 

Is there a 'rezource appreciation' thread yet?

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I Don't think I've ever had a full Orgasm...

 

Get a gf, and if not, you've got two perfectly usable hands.

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You never will unless you stick something up your arse either.

 

*nod* The word "quivering" come to mind.

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"I'm pre-orgasm"

"Does that mean you're about to have one?"

 

lol.

 

Anyway. I would advice against sticking a banana up your arse anyway. Its a bit too weak, would just go to mulsh.

 

Is it possible to crush on someone you've never met and only spoke to on the phone?

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I Don't think I've ever had a full Orgasm...

 

that.....is why you need me:)

 

For those wandering-all 2 of you-i did it.

 

Hello single me again.

 

did he cry?..........good.

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For those wandering-all 2 of you-i did it.

 

Hello single me again.

 

Reminds me of the book I'm reading now, A spot of bother. You know what I mean those who've read it.

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How long were you together Takeo? How you feeling now?

 

TBH i can't really think of you as anything but horny & single, from what i've read ;)

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How long were you together Takeo? How you feeling now?

 

TBH i can't really think of you as anything but horny & single, from what i've read ;)

 

Thank you lol

 

Erm, not long, over a month ish but it's the longest thing i've had in a while. I'm feeling good, just avoiding my phone atm lol

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I would advice against sticking a banana up your arse anyway. Its a bit too weak, would just go to mulsh.

 

Well its a bit fucking late now.

 

:(

 

 

:heh:

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Ah there's someone I like in my college ( I've been friends with them for a while), but they like someone else and are always talking to me about liking that other person. :(

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I love how you use them and they instead of he or she :P

 

lol, I wanted someone to guess, you spoiled the fun :( :p

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Oooo sorry XD

 

Errrrm....guy!

 

Woo!

 

I feel like just telling them I like them, but then again I;d rather no seeing as we've been mates for a while now.

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Woo!

 

I feel like just telling them I like them, but then again I;d rather no seeing as we've been mates for a while now.

 

Trust me, you will always wonder "what if?" if you don't and that is sick.

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Trust me, you will always wonder "what if?" if you don't and that is sick.

 

Hmm, well the last time I said that to someone, a girl who again I'd been mates with for ages, it all got really complicated. :( Hmm, I'm not sure.

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Someone just told me they got their cock pierced when they were drunk, and then linked me to the wiki article. Looks painful :/

 

Although now im asking all kinds of questions, lol.

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Someone just told me they got their cock pierced when they were drunk, and then linked me to the wiki article. Looks painful :/

 

Although now im asking all kinds of questions, lol.

 

Oh, ew, no. I can't stand any of that kind of stuff. Just be normal and natural people.

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Decided that right now i'm going to be single.

 

I need to concentrate on my studies and i think i get bored of guys too quickly atm so it's a win win! :D

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Oh, ew, no. I can't stand any of that kind of stuff. Just be normal and natural people.

 

I know. I wouldn't get it myself but I am curious about how it feels during erections and sex and stuff. So I'll carry on asking questions.

 

Decided that right now i'm going to be single.

 

I need to concentrate on my studies and i think i get bored of guys too quickly atm so it's a win win! :D

 

I think I've become the opposite. Much to my dismay. I think I need to be in a relationship to get over my bullshit.

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