gaggle64 Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I like to think of intimate relationships like a cake, and sex is the icing on top. What kind of cake you like and how much icing you prefer differs from person to person. Friends are like pastries, as some may have icing on top, while business and work relationships are like a meat pie, best kept savoury. Family is sandwiches: they can be almost anything, but having icing on them is just plain wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Did you order her or something?! I dont get it >.> Am i being thick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathjam Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 My GF is due on 21/5 And no it was me being thick. Congrats on the baby making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Ahhh got it >.> God im slow today. Dont think she is going to go full term though, shes huge. And i must say (in the interest of this thread) i find it difficult to understand why some people find the pregnant sex thing a huge turn on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 What's not sexy about teabagging your unborn child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Sheffield Hallam Uni Dont make me come and teach you about teabagging. Im only in mansfied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 it's alright, I know what teabagging is :P just trying to build a mental picture using a few discrepancies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 it's alright, I know what teabagging is Orly? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I can see why people would want to have pregnancy sex. Many men say that their wives and girlfriends look most beautiful and attractive when they are pregnant. The logic just follows really. Not to mention if your pregnant other half is screamingly hormonal and horny then I don't think that you can put up much of a fight can you? Not only is it your duty to look after her but personally, I don't think that I could stop a sexually rampaging hippo sized woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I don't think that I could stop a sexually rampaging hippo sized woman. Just dont let them hear you say it. They will just rip your throat out with there teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I'm scared now... your missus doesn't come on here does she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 No Thank god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I like to think of intimate relationships like a cake, and sex is the icing on top. What kind of cake you like and how much icing you prefer differs from person to person. Friends are like pastries, as some may have icing on top, while business and work relationships are like a meat pie, best kept savoury. Family is sandwiches: they can be almost anything, but having icing on them is just plain wrong. Best analogy in history? I also wanted to say in relation to sandwiches: Jill Sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I had alot of sex today. Isn't that fun? I'm sure it was, but hearing about it, not so fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 have to agree with the sentiment there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun2k Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Best analogy in history? Beat me to it... What about your pets? I'd say they're like Gooseberries...Never really do anything to harm you, and they're usually quite furry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 *follows Jordans necessary comment* Under-age sex is fun *runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 ^^ OH NO! *a woman collpases in shock, while another wails to the moon* *shakes head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Oh no [/in his famous "Oh no!" voice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomJcg Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLEGALNESS IS HAPPENING *frowns* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 To be honest. Who gives a shit anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 To be honest. Who gives a shit anymore? Your mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Most do, considering under-age isn't a nice thing to be thinking about. Specially when a guy in my class dated and had sex with 14 year olds when he was 19years old. Yum >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Most do, considering under-age isn't a nice thing to be thinking about. Specially when a guy in my class dated and had sex with 14 year olds when he was 19years old. Yum >_> It's different when your the same age, and under 16, annnnnnd your in love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 Sigh, I'm not going to comment, because of that l word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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