Raining_again Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 yeah well i dont get most girls myself, even tho i am one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elniro Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 yeah..exactly, if a girl is actually (that would be the daewoo) interested in you, why dont they just bloody say it. if they aint then leave me alone awww poor dabooker lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 awww poor dabooker lol yeah yeah...you go ahead and laugh...you..indian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 aww rejection is hard and i know..coming from experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The worse thing girls do, is when you ask them out and they give LAME excuses. You all know what i mean. If they but it bluntly, it would make you stop asking. If they give a girl excuse, you just keep asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 yeah..these girls love attention. they are like bullies, looking for their next victim. i can be mr nice guy for a limited time only if this continues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athriller Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Claim the world and everything in it. It's never let me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I prefer to cut to the chase and have no bullshit, you either go out with me or not bitch, simple as. It normally works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Here is how to: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario114 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Here is how to: Never fails huh...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 £10 behind the skips round the back of Matalan, love you long time, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elniro Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 yeah yeah...you go ahead and laugh...you..indian i will dnt u worry but my problem is the same as yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Set your eyes on the girl and just stalk her. Eventaully she will come round to the idea of you and her or just tye her up and play pretend. Here's a lil guide just to getcha started. Background: Find out every bit of detail about the person’s history, from their age and place of birth to which dialects of chinese they are (1) fluent, (2) conversant, (3) intelligble in. Interests: Obtain information about the clubs they attend, what they spend their free time on. You can also correlate the excitement in their speech with the topic in order to gauge levels of interest. Schedule: Note times that they are free. Look at their schedule to find when they have classes and what classes they have. Additionally find out the times the clubs they are involved in meet. This information will be useful for the next point. Friends: Map a network of friends, acquaintences, classmates, coworkers. Categorize them by type of relation and degree of closeness. Dislikes: This is tougher (especially when you don’t interact with them). Search through information about the friends they keep and note the similar interests. any dislikes stated by either your stalkee or their network of friends is typically sufficient. Skills: Find their resume online, and weasel out their official transcript too. Find out areas in which they excel and have received awards in. Remember, the things people put on a resume are the things they like to show off. Image: Find pictures (online usually) of the person. Save them. Note locales and activities that are going on, and level of satisfaction the person is in. This can indicate self-image as well as popularity (social-image). This is by no means exhaustive, and I don’t go into specifics of how you should obtain this information. But that never stopped a curious stalker at their game. Remember, all of this information should be stored for future recollection. If your adventerous, devote it to memory. That way, you can stalk any time of the day, anywhere, on anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 you sound experienced with the stalking malarky laguna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athriller Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Set your eyes on the girl and just stalk her. Eventaully she will come round to the idea of you and her or just tye her up and play pretend. Here's a lil guide just to getcha started. Background: Find out every bit of detail about the person’s history, from their age and place of birth to which dialects of chinese they are (1) fluent, (2) conversant, (3) intelligble in. Interests: Obtain information about the clubs they attend, what they spend their free time on. You can also correlate the excitement in their speech with the topic in order to gauge levels of interest. Schedule: Note times that they are free. Look at their schedule to find when they have classes and what classes they have. Additionally find out the times the clubs they are involved in meet. This information will be useful for the next point. Friends: Map a network of friends, acquaintences, classmates, coworkers. Categorize them by type of relation and degree of closeness. Dislikes: This is tougher (especially when you don’t interact with them). Search through information about the friends they keep and note the similar interests. any dislikes stated by either your stalkee or their network of friends is typically sufficient. Skills: Find their resume online, and weasel out their official transcript too. Find out areas in which they excel and have received awards in. Remember, the things people put on a resume are the things they like to show off. Image: Find pictures (online usually) of the person. Save them. Note locales and activities that are going on, and level of satisfaction the person is in. This can indicate self-image as well as popularity (social-image). This is by no means exhaustive, and I don’t go into specifics of how you should obtain this information. But that never stopped a curious stalker at their game. Remember, all of this information should be stored for future recollection. If your adventerous, devote it to memory. That way, you can stalk any time of the day, anywhere, on anyone. That's great until she realises that youre just an over obsessive stalker with very little social skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 you sound experienced with the stalking malarky laguna My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadKill Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Buy a Something Awful forums account, Ask/Tell is a much, much better place than here to ask questions like this, there have been a ton of threads. With useful comments from women. (sorry there are no womens on the internet ha ha ha) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Girls are like zombies in several respects. They suck the living out of you, they're often incomprehensible and you never EVER go hunting zombies unless you're really, really, REALLY cool. Besides, they know exactly where to find you, and all your weak points. And all the nice points too.. Hmm.. Zombies ROCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Thanks for all the tips and im sorry for calling you all n00bs. You are obviously l337 :P Obviously, but some people on here are beyond 1337, they know who they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 hell yeah i do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 (sorry there are no womens on the internet ha ha ha) what am i, a robot female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadKill Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 ^^ Clearly. (Plus, it's a joke) As far as I know, I was the only one to have ever coined the phrase beyond leet before anyone else, shit I have a sticker on my desk that says Piro RoadKill: Beyond leet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Offerman Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 As hardnut forumers are aware, I Offerman havnt really had a girlfriend - and come to think of it, I havnt much experience either. I used to be so desperate to get a girlfriend I would think or try anything...until one Thursday night, at a friends party. Alot of people have already heard the story so I wont go into detail...etc. Anywho, twas near the end of the night, everybody was pretty drunk; except me, what with the no drinking and all. I was sitting on the sofa, feeling a little sleepy having enjoyed a herbel pick me up a few hours before hand. Anywho, this girl came up to me, she had short hair and small-average bust. She had a nice arse, and was about 5ft2. She was pretty drunk, and we engaged in conversation. Being honest, I was pretty stoned, hence me being so relaxed. Anywho, after much talking and her offering me full-blown sex, which I declined because I had no protection but foolishly thought she liked me and could get it later, spent the rest of the night passionatly kissing. *takes deep breath*. And venturing upstairs to get another hidden pleasure. Anywho, the next morning I stumbled into work after nearly hitting four birds, and two old people; I sat down at a bench. I flopped out my mobilephone only to see a text from the girl, saying she was very sorry but she was a raging lesbian. Well not in those words. Now my first thoughts where, 'Oh dear pissing christ, I really AM going to be single for the rest of my life'. However, after some thinking, and discussion with friends I decided to put that down to experience...but futher more, it showed me what is possible with time. Had I not had time to go too the party, then I wouldnt have got any action. What you need to remember is if you spend abit of time just to venture out every now and again, then one day you will find someone. Remember if you have tried speaking to somebody, like Dabooker has, and they are not interested - then stuff them. They really are not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ten10 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Some girl decided not to bother talking to me in the end because she thought I was married. THE RING WAS ON MY RIGHT HAND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. And then she left the bus. She was fit. I frlt crappy after that. I lost the ring this afternoon too. That ring was expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athriller Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I flopped out my mobilephone only to see a text from the girl, saying she was very sorry but she was a raging lesbian. No offense, but that just sounds to me as if she was desperately looking for a scape goat and puled the sexuality card. I've convinced many people I'm gay this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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