Posted March 29, 2007 Even cheaper than Takeo? Racist bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Racist bastard. Oh man, all my posts are being subjectified! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Oh man, all my posts are being subjectified! *Subjectifies this post* *Looks up what Subjectified means* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I would be the old wise man who lives up the hill and only ventures out to the pub and the bookies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I would be the old wise man who lives up the hill and only ventures out to the pub and the bookies. But to which pub? :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 But to which pub? :p English of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 English of course. Yyyyeeeaaaaahhhhhhh! Plus you have a beautiful British name, so that's a free pint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I don't know which pub to go to. The Villain has a British pub put conzers been listening to the vengaboys so they both put up very good arguments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Mayor's assistant.You get me coffee and wear revealing clothing. Carry on, this is relevant to my interests. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I don't know which pub to go to.The Villain has a British pub put conzers been listening to the vengaboys so they both put up very good arguments. Ah the best bet is to have a beer in each of them then make an informed decision [subliminal msg]Irish pub ftw...[/subliminal msg] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I suddenly feel like going to an Irish pub, was there some sort of hidden subliminal message in that post? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 What?? Of course not! Whatever could you mean...... *whistles old spice tune...* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Actually, change my position, I wanna be the local graverobber. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I have been secretly breeding sprites in a secret cave just south of my farm. It has been a ploy that this said cave was a source of my minerals and jewels. However I have become overstocked on these sprites so I'm selling them off as sex slaves. 50 great british pounds will buy you a ripe young sprite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 It's gonna be a cold night for me and Bryan. Brrr.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I'm making record profits from my fresh fruit and veg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Carry on, this is relevant to my interests. Do your hair all nice, low cut top, short and revealing skirt. Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Secretary is a good example. Oh, God yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Both pubs sound bloody irritating. Do we have any village chavs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Town drunk constantly wrecked and holding a glass of budweiser awesome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 I'm also unable to think of a position for myself in our fine village. Any suggestions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Perhaps you could be the leader of a small revolutionary group? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Hey guys how was tonight? I noticed a small bit of trouble outside tonight and I saw PC Shorty dealing sufficiently with it. I hope ye all had a good night tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 29, 2007 Perhaps you could be the leader of a small revolutionary group? Nah, I'm too conformist for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 30, 2007 Breaking NEWS! An apple has been stolen from my fruit shack! who has done it? oh the mystery! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
