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Gah, I can't think of anything. I'm such a boring person, really. Or maybe I just erase memories, because I'm real stupid most of the time. Something has bound to have happened to me...

 

Anyway, THE ganondorf, can't wait to hear your full story.

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OK: i was invited to a fancy dress party when i was 17. We all were going to dress as something we weren't. Being me, i chose a woman. I went into Next and got a size 12. I paid for it at the counter, where the lady asked me who it was for. I tried to say myself, but she ignored me, going ''Don't worry, I'll keep this surprise for the lady a secret.'' Annoyed, i went out the shop, and to the party the following night. The dress was too small! I couldn't believe it. What was more, whilst I was out 'shopping' the dude who was hosting the party apparatly rung me up to tell me to come in casual clothes, as fancy dress was too complicated. So I went to the party in a dress that was too small for me! I now check my messages every day.

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OK: i was invited to a fancy dress party when i was 17. We all were going to dress as something we weren't. Being me, i chose a woman. I went into Next and got a size 12. I paid for it at the counter, where the lady asked me who it was for. I tried to say myself, but she ignored me, going ''Don't worry, I'll keep this surprise for the lady a secret.'' Annoyed, i went out the shop, and to the party the following night. The dress was too small! I couldn't believe it. What was more, whilst I was out 'shopping' the dude who was hosting the party apparatly rung me up to tell me to come in casual clothes, as fancy dress was too complicated. So I went to the party in a dress that was too small for me! I now check my messages every day.

 

but nobody asked....

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OK: i was invited to a fancy dress party when i was 17. We all were going to dress as something we weren't. Being me, i chose a woman. I went into Next and got a size 12. I paid for it at the counter, where the lady asked me who it was for. I tried to say myself, but she ignored me, going ''Don't worry, I'll keep this surprise for the lady a secret.'' Annoyed, i went out the shop, and to the party the following night. The dress was too small! I couldn't believe it. What was more, whilst I was out 'shopping' the dude who was hosting the party apparatly rung me up to tell me to come in casual clothes, as fancy dress was too complicated. So I went to the party in a dress that was too small for me! I now check my messages every day.

 

how did you not fit a size 12? :s

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Playing Rugby :rolleyes:

I tried to take someone out from the front. Unfortunately, a team mate had the same idea except from the back and he couldn't see me. He succeeded and they both toppled on me. All I heard was CRACK. I was scared like hell because I had never broken anything before. Turns out that I badly twisted the ligament. Two months later I turned around too quickly and sprained it. It was swelled for a week but two months later it's alright :D

I now never want to play Rugby again.

I also jumped off a office chair while it was rotating and landed on my head and got a black eye. I was three.

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Mine would have been a few years back at my ex's 18th.

 

I decided to get absolutely hammered (as you do) but on returning home with my ex and a couple of her mates , I was still living with my Mum at the time , I thought that this would be a perfect opportunity to discover if I had any homo-sexual tendancies so I then spent the next hour or so making out with one of my ex's (male) mates on the sofa. All this was in full view of everyone present , including my mother.

 

The night wasn't even over at that.

 

When I finally woke up the next day , I went downstairs and noticed that there was a huge damp patch in the hallway where a potted plant of some sort had once stood.

 

I figured I had better ask my ex what had happened and apparently after I had crashed out after my earlier homo-erotic acts , my Mum had decided to wake me up from me drunken slumber rather than let me sleep. It was at this moment that I had decided that the plant in the hall was looking rather dry and withered so I did what I had to and went ahead and watered it , all the while waving my dick around and asking why eveyone was insisting in watching me go for a piss.

 

It took a long while to be forgiven and I certainly don't drink to that volume any more.

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When I was 7 I went to a shop, took an ice cream out of the freezer and left the shop, when I got back I realised I hadn't paid for the ice cream, and instead of pocketing the 50p I had, I went back down and paid for the ice cream. Curse my honesty.

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I got myself locked up in Bangkwang Prison, Thailand, for just over a week under suspiscion of smuggling...

 

...that was kinda stupid, but I hadn't done much wrong... hence why I'm in work now talking about it (long story)!

 

Well considering the thread is about stupid things I've done then I guess it's sleeping with one of my friends sisters... yeah, that's probably it!

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