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Along similar lines I was looking to buy some vit c tablets today but couldn't find any so instead I went for multivitamins. However they taste like sweaty feet (or at least how I imagine sweaty feet would taste). Damn Asda!

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I've lived with a female far too long, looking at that cover all I see is faults.

 

(her stupified face, the awful red hair, the manface on the "bikinis go AWOL"...in fact she kinda looks like Haggis)

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Fun! :yay:

 

*gets back in his cupboard*

 

I love the expression of the woman on the front. "Oh no, I've come undone. Oh well I've got massive boobs, so it's fine".

 

That reminds me though:

 

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I wanted GT because it's usually written better...but the front cover for it came across SO dumb slut-like, I refused to buy it.

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I love the expression of the woman on the front. "Oh no, I've come undone. Oh well I've got massive boobs, so it's fine".

 

Haha. :grin: I can see that now you've said that! I thought she looked bored like.. "I've not got to get them out again..sigh.."

 

I wanted GT because it's usually written better...but the front cover for it came across SO dumb slut-like, I refused to buy it.

 

Oh that's exactly why I bought mine! :heh:

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Oh that's exactly why I bought mine! :heh:

 

Haha! I'm just trying not to sound like a cheap slut, but I obviously failed. :p But seriously, the front cover said "We cruise a straight sauna...and pull"....and the man on the front looked like a reject builder.

 

I've lived with a female far too long, looking at that cover all I see is faults.

 

(her stupified face, the awful red hair, the manface on the "bikinis go AWOL"...in fact she kinda looks like Haggis)

 

Er, I'd totally never wear that colour. Jeez. :p

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Haha! I'm just trying not to sound like a cheap slut, but I obviously failed. :p But seriously, the front cover said "We cruise a straight sauna...and pull"....and the man on the front looked like a reject builder.

 

But this one says "I've got my erection caught in the sheets"

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It's the annoyingly large arms, and the what looks to be the beginnings of a moob. It's like they just ran to some building sight, and picked the sluttiest looking guy and shoved him on the cover.
Yeah he looks a bit gormless. Like he's drooling, but because he's stupid, not because of the situation.
Disappointing I thought he was going to be dressed as a builder!
That would have been so much more interesting/innuendo filled that some shitty trackies!
I agree the trousers are lame!

 

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